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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 6 Nov 2012

    If you stayed at home to play Halo 4 instead of voting, you don't deserve Xbox or democracy. #ElectionDay2012

    4:04 PM - 6 Nov 2012
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      1. Brian Smith‏ @kbriansmith 7 Nov 2012
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        @funnyordie at least halo 4 is willing to improve on something.

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      1. Brian Smith‏ @kbriansmith 7 Nov 2012
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        @funnyordie neither candidate deserves my vote. :)

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      1. Pamela Cain‏ @PamdemoniumXOXO 6 Nov 2012
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        @funnyordie I voted first. Now it's time for the Covenant to GTFO. #ivoted #thenplayedhalo4

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      1. black magic man‏ @YoungSaxton 6 Nov 2012
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        @funnyordie If you agree with this tweet you're probably a middle aged woman

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      1. benny abolmaali‏ @BennyAbolmaali 6 Nov 2012
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        @funnyordie http://www.bennyabolmaali.com/election2012  :)

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      2. ﷼ouis ßall‏ @louisballz 6 Nov 2012
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        @funnyordie @akumar2547

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      3. Ben‏ @BGambalie 6 Nov 2012
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        @louisballz @funnyordie @akumar2547 HE CAN'T EVEN VOTE

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      4. ﷼ouis ßall‏ @louisballz 6 Nov 2012
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        @BGambalie @funnyordie @akumar2547 He is staying home to play halo 4 tomorrow. gosh do i need to add an elipses to this?

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      1. JT_Ke3bz‏ @Ke3bZ 6 Nov 2012
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        @funnyordie : did both. Gamer first, American first. Wait...

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      1. Joe Sanders‏ @joesanders33 6 Nov 2012
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        @funnyordie correct. Sadly, so many others who don't deserve democracy do cast an uninformed vote

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      1. Carly‏ @JustCarly99 6 Nov 2012
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        @funnyordie OR you voted EARLY! Jackass.

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      1. xychojack‏ @xychojack 6 Nov 2012
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        @funnyordie If you live in a foreign country and are therefore unable to vote, you don't deserve your country or your freedom. America does.

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      1. Ernie Buchanan‏ @erniebuchanan 6 Nov 2012
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        @funnyordie I did both. What does that make me?

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      1. Wilfredo Quintana‏ @FreekenRican 6 Nov 2012
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        @funnyordie agree !!

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      1. ezdien aboullaban‏ @ea_blackrock 6 Nov 2012
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        @funnyordie why halo 4 instead of nfs /cod

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      1. Andrew Kerr‏ @ac_kerr 6 Nov 2012
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        @funnyordie didn't realize america was a country where voting was mandatory, the greatest freedom of all is the freedom to do nothing

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      1. Brennan Murray‏ @BrenOnTheWylo 6 Nov 2012
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        @funnyordie more like Serious Or Die.

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      1. Danny West  👾 🍍‏ @WestWrites 6 Nov 2012
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        @funnyordie and that's why I voted early!

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