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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 28 Oct 2012

    So it turns out girls in slutty pirate costumes are not interested in jokes about stealing software.

    1:15 AM - 28 Oct 2012
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      1. Emma Waddell‏ @emma_meow 28 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie next time try a joke about their #booty

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      1. Shanleigh‏ @Caracal9 30 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie cuz they don't get the jokes--they hear 'software' & think of padded bras or flexible tupperware or softcore p0rn fashions

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      1. Dijana Necovski‏ @dijannia 28 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie I would have found that hilarious if it were me dressed as a pirate.

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      1. lexi denae sullenber‏ @LSullenber 28 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie i love your videos there sooo funny i wish i could be on one! i love you guys!

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      1. Kastle‏ @kenatinl 28 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie

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      1. Varun Udupa‏ @dr_carelittle 28 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie I doubt saying 'ho ho ho and a bottle of rum' will help either. Some might consider it demeaning, even.

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      1. Olympics 2012‏ @Olympics_latest 28 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie NASA its return trip back to Earth starting live at 7am http://kuchet106.violet.vn/entry/show/entry_id/8044371 … http://thcs-catminh-binhdinh.violet.vn/present/show/entry_id/5589787 …

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      1. VICKI SELLS‏ @VSELLS43 28 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie no they only want booty

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      1. Ludo‏ @Ludovicaa 28 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie Oh dear.. #fail

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