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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 22 Oct 2012

    'Horses and Bayonets' sounds like the name of a band that plays @Coachella at 3pm on Sunday. #debates #gobitent

    6:48 PM - 22 Oct 2012
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      1. Obscure Band Names‏ @obscurebandname 22 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie I heard Horses and Bayonets is actually playing @sscoachella at 3 pm

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      1. Shell‏ @fullofbliss 22 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie @Coachella Changing the name of our band!!

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      1. Dillon Gray‏ @slimshady225 22 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie @coachella Wow, I never would have thought of that. Haha :D

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      1. Gina Oliver‏ @ggoliver 22 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie @coachella...I'd go see that band

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      1. Kev D.‏ @highwayten 22 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie It's the title of the next Decemberists album. #debates

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      1. Al Caprese‏ @HeAintGonEmailU 22 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie @coachella I'd rather see Some 10,000 Centrifuges

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      1. Carol Wos‏ @cwoscar 22 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie @coachella Willie Nelson and Toby Keith ate doing a rewrite of Beer for my Horses.

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      1. Fists of Curry‏ @FistsofCurry 22 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie I've been listening to them for years, before they hit it big (sips PBR)

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      1. ®™‏ @OboyRad 22 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie @coachella lol

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      1. RomneyOnMali‏ @RomneyOnMali 22 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie @coachella I'd be there fist pumping

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      1. Veteran Trade School‏ @veteranschool 22 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie @coachella I thought it was a must see off Broadway play??

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      1. Thane Alvin Young‏ @dothedamnThane 22 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie @coachella look for a fake twitter acct shortly #HorsesAndBayonets

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      1. BowieStationMgr‏ @bowiestationmgr 22 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie @coachella so true u think they're ant good? steel and hooves open 4 them

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      1. Adam J. Welsh‏ @adrock303 22 Oct 2012
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        I saw them! RT @funnyordie 'Horses and Bayonets' sounds like the name of a band that plays @Coachella at 3pm on Sunday. #debates #gobitent

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