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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 20 Oct 2012

    Absence makes the heart grow fonder of banging other people.

    9:53 PM - 20 Oct 2012
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      1. LC Liveurlife‏ @RZOLC 3 Nov 2012
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie @bcarey1013 wtf Brandon lol

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      1. charlotte bradshaw‏ @comeon913 23 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie so very true

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      1. JANELL ♚‏ @jay__tray 23 Oct 2012
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie @TraylorSwift PIG!!!

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      2. Royal T‏ @TraylorSwift 23 Oct 2012
        Replying to @jay__tray

        @jay__tray what did it say.. Oh lol sorry

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      1. kisha j‏ @Eyshaka 21 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie HA!!!!!

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      1. Renee melendez‏ @MelendezRenee 21 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie yep!

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      1. Enrike Lemus‏ @Enrikelemus 21 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJe1gQK_iTo … Acústico

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      1. Aol Internet Lol‏ @colinadrizzy 21 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie lmfao

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      1. liliana  🕷‏ @inthenexttlife 21 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie tal ves tengas razon

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      1. Lt Pandez aka Doctor Mew‏ @PandezPanda 20 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie and absinthe makes the liver grow larger...

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      1. Spencer Wallis‏ @pgaspencer 20 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie banging other people makes the heart feel...amazing. Who cares about absence #absenceboner

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      1. Darth Jeni‏ @mynameizvader 20 Oct 2012
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        RT @funnyordie Absence makes the heart grow fonder of banging other people.

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      1. Norris James Morgan‏ @mhbs903 20 Oct 2012
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        @funnyordie Jamie foxx lied on his dead grandmother see YouTube videohttp://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k4ug6JvVX1Q&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dk4ug6JvVX1Q …

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      1. sam‏ @mercadork 20 Oct 2012
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        ultimate truth RT @funnyordie: Absence makes the heart grow fonder of banging other people.

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      1. Juvenyle Chylde‏ @JuvenyleChylde 20 Oct 2012
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie I just died laughing!!!! I want to hug you for that! So hard!

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      2. Abby  🦄 🔥 🐓‏ @virgostar830 20 Oct 2012
        Replying to @JuvenyleChylde

        @JuvenyleChylde and I had a thought of whom it would be for!

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      3. Juvenyle Chylde‏ @JuvenyleChylde 20 Oct 2012
        Replying to @virgostar830

        @virgostar830 You're a bad, badgirl, my love. And I adore you for it!

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      4. Abby  🦄 🔥 🐓‏ @virgostar830 20 Oct 2012
        Replying to @JuvenyleChylde

        @JuvenyleChylde hahahaha, so I was right?! #knewitallalong

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      5. Juvenyle Chylde‏ @JuvenyleChylde 20 Oct 2012
        Replying to @virgostar830

        @virgostar830 You are all knowing. HAHAHAHA!

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      6. Abby  🦄 🔥 🐓‏ @virgostar830 20 Oct 2012
        Replying to @JuvenyleChylde

        @JuvenyleChylde yes, I am the all knowing, all seeing master. Or is it Mistress?

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      7. Juvenyle Chylde‏ @JuvenyleChylde 20 Oct 2012
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        @virgostar830 Yes, Mistress. XD

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