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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 28 Aug 2012

    Cell phones make it easy to communicate with everybody except the people you're currently with.

    1:23 PM - 28 Aug 2012
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      1. alexandra‏ @always_alinick 18 Sep 2012
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        @breannahewitt @funnyordie I am so guilty of this... 😔

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      1. Cindy Rosemin‏ @Cindykrose 28 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie lol so true

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      1. Chasin Pavements‏ @LilChiDude 28 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie was that funny? Supposed to be funny? I don't know but get new jokes!!!

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      1. Yolani‏ @Yolani 28 Aug 2012
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        Cell phones make it easy to communicate with everybody except the people you're currently with. (via @funnyordie)

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      1. Oliver Bloom‏ @OliverBloomART 28 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie the word Cell Phone will be a small chip in the ear. ive got one in already,

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      1. haruna luqnan tanko‏ @luqmantk 28 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie

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      1. Mangoat‏ @Lord_Mangoat 28 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie I know ppl who txt each other while togethe, so they can have private conversations. Can be good, but also rude 2 those around u

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      1. △⃒⃘lways‏ @malfoyficent 28 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie Have you ever heard of SMS?

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      1. Julia Navarro‏ @JuliaNavarro 28 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie very true

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      1. JoeDirtski‏ @JoeDirtski 28 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie Something about 2 guys walking next to each other while both on cell phones....Kind of gay...

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