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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 15 Aug 2012

    In case you're wondering, this is what the inside of a bowling ball looks like. http://instagr.am/p/OXTCDeQBD1/ 

    2:36 PM - 15 Aug 2012
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      1. Jean-Marie Caillaud‏ @JMCaillaud 15 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie @SarraK_ Actually, it might look like a dumb question, but I've been asking myself for years ! Thanks ^^

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      2. scooter mcfly‏ @AMentalFracture 15 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie is the center filled with sour candy? #jawbreaker

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      3.  ♊D.N.A ♊‏ @DAM_CDesigns 15 Aug 2012
        Replying to @AMentalFracture

        @AMentalFracture lol

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      4. scooter mcfly‏ @AMentalFracture 15 Aug 2012
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        @DAM_CDesigns ;)

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      1. Eric Christensen‏ @ec_dystopia 16 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie looks edible somehow. Turkey?

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      1. Carlos hernandez‏ @Hcarlos14888 15 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie yum yum

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      1. Mary Beth‏ @mbiddy88 15 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie Do you also tell your children they can never be an astronaut because NASA got shut down?! Where's the magic? Who killed wonder!

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      1. Demetrios Gounaris‏ @DemGouns17 15 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie awesome

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      1. Jessie Hemley‏ @JessicaHemley7 15 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie OMG its SOLID!!!!

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      1. Jason Holding‏ @Scruff_Mulligan 15 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie for some reason I expected it to look like a jawbreaker. All diff colours. Go figure.

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      1. Agosh Gaur‏ @DrunkMamba 15 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie Looks delicious.

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      1. Tommy Krupa‏ @tommyk1029 15 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie moldy malt ball ?

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      1. Ashlee Mays‏ @psyche1441 15 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie what the heck happened to it?

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      1. My hat is a saucepan‏ @JohnMalnar 15 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie how did you break them? Sledgehammer, drop...???

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      1. propergorg‏ @propergorg 15 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie It looks more to me like they've been smuggled through customs in a columbian airport hee hee

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      1. Cloey Daniel‏ @CloeyDaniel 15 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie I have always wondered! Question answered:D

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      1. JackMcGrath‏ @JackMcGrath 15 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie Does it taste like a malted milk ball? I know you tasted it.

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      1. Bruce‏ @BldazBruce 15 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie except for the drilled holes

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      1. Silverfox24‏ @Thecity24 15 Aug 2012
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        @funnyordie looks like a big lemonhead.

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