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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 23 Jul 2012

    Drunk guy sings "Kiss From a Rose" to his cat: http://ow.ly/crMKD 

    8:00 PM - 23 Jul 2012
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    18 replies 258 retweets 107 likes
      1. ShootyHoop‏ @shootyhoop 23 Jul 2012
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        I didn't click on this link but assuming it's @poquets RT @funnyordie: Drunk guy sings "Kiss From a Rose" to his cat: http://ow.ly/crMKD ?

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      1. Post 9/11 Thinking‏ @ShibumiRed 24 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie I wonder if at any point the cat thought it was going to get eaten.

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      1. nilesh kalekar‏ @nilesh430 24 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie Oh what is this

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      1. kuuksy‏ @Kuukuabiney 24 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie ..haha

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      1. martina benjamin‏ @tinaben2000 24 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie is what he has in his mind that is saying out before he got drunk

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      1. Nick Udeze‏ @watnextyall 24 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie: hahahaha... Dats funny

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      1. blarn‏ @Matt_McQuillan 24 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie I sang this tweet aloud in work and now I'm in trouble #firstday

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      1. Anthony ( big nig )‏ @HoskinsAnthony 23 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie wow no lie that Litterally happened line 20 mins ago

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      1. Orange Cat‏ @OrangeCatNow 23 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie Yet another hilarious video of a drunk guy not getting the pussy action he had hoped for.

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      1. Gary Marquez Jr‏ @SF9ER415 23 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordiepic.twitter.com/x9WDjoxL

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      1. Erika‏ @ErikaRobyn 23 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie treading cats! So funny!

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      1. Richard lll‏ @richlooking 23 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie DIE..UR stuFF is NOT funny..I WOULDnt PAY anY $,wANT to LEARN..THE PROFESSOR is IN...WATCH n LEARn....u r WELCOME for NOW. Rlll

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      1. billiy hed‏ @Billiy_the_kid 23 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie @ drunk singing kiss by a rose to his Kat I call Bs no drunk man be Sing that coherent ,he must have the voice of an angel sober

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      1. Steven Batey‏ @OnlyNeoIsMe 23 Jul 2012
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        was nervous about this possibly being me haha #GreatSong RT @funnyordie Drunk guy sings "Kiss From a Rose" to his cat: http://ow.ly/crMKD 

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      1. Jennifer LeBlond‏ @Jennyleblond 23 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie lol wow! not too bad of a singer compaired to what we have seen on @nbcagt lol but still funny lol cat says : M gtn outa here!

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      1. Chance‏ @Roth34 23 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie @tommyheis

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