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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 14 Jul 2012

    There's a girl on the street handing out flyers for $13 tattoos. People are taking them. #sdcc

    5:29 PM - 14 Jul 2012
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      1. Mobii Art‏ @mobiiart 15 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie Why would someone want to have "$13" tattooed on themselves?

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      1. Tanya Adriana‏ @RoyalTeeZone 14 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie she must be passing them out to the Happy Hour drunks! :)

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      1. Katy Mauger‏ @igotlost 14 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie I guess they're going for another season of "worst tattoos" lol

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      1. Sandra Nooski‏ @MaeMaeJN 14 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie I GOT A TATTOO YESTERDAY FOR $13. WHAT YA TRYIN TO SAY?! :p friday the 13th nugz.

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      1. 'Skol'etor‏ @curtiskopp 14 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie Buy a tattoo and get Hep C for free. What a deal!

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      1. Str8 Anderson Cooper‏ @Str8Anderson 14 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie My 1st time in the joint one of my crew, a cross-eyed arsonist named #Huggy, tattooed his grandma's face on my thigh. $4.

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      1. Special K‏ @specialk_dn 14 Jul 2012
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        .@funnyordie If you get at $13 tattoo at sdcc, you’re gonna have a bad time. And probably HepC.

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      1. Robert‏ @hooptycamy0 14 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie they are all going to get aids

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      1. Julia V‏ @jevtodd 14 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie I hope the other side has numbers for infectious disease doctors. I see some new cases of hepatitis and tetanus in the horizon

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      1. ItsObamaCare‏ @ItsObamaCare 14 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie #ObamaCare at its finest

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      1. Entranced Beef‏ @EntrancedBeef 14 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie You just know someone now has the idea for $12 tattoos #TheresSomethingAboutMary

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      1. Bean‏ @bean4green 14 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie ya my aunt used it

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      1. Breh‏ @tabbiaalfa 14 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie Better results than stabbing me with a pen? That sure worth the $13!

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      1. Chris Bermudez‏ @cjbermudez88 14 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie now thats bad haha

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      1. Nathan Wilkes‏ @Nathan3DWilkes 14 Jul 2012
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        @funnyordie Out of politeness...

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