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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Oct 18

    Funny Or Die Retweeted New York Daily News

    Thoughts and prayershttps://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/1053062192512356353 …

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    New York Daily NewsVerified account @NYDailyNews
    Ted Cruz's wife Heidi is upset they can't afford a second home https://nydn.us/2CRVSxP  pic.twitter.com/APN6gNAADt
    4:33 PM - 18 Oct 2018
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      2. Cristina Wood‏ @mom2handa Oct 18
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @NYDailyNews Look if u were married to him...you’d want a second home too

        2 replies 2 retweets 19 likes
      3. Lucia‏ @LuciaRendn4 Oct 18
        Replying to @mom2handa @funnyordie @NYDailyNews

        I think you might have a point.😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. U F O‏ @uforb2000 Oct 18
        Replying to @funnyordie

        pic.twitter.com/7Jj0TdDjfp

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      1. Cass‏ @cassding Oct 18
        Replying to @funnyordie @YNB

        And I’m sad her husband can’t afford a backbone, soooo

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      1. Craig Hoffman‏ @CMHoffman Oct 18
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Wait, so the crawlspace Ted occupies up @realDonaldTrump's ass doesn't qualify??

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      2. Kelly Clisham‏ @KellyYeti Oct 18
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Maybe Ted and Heidi should just work a little harder.

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      3. WantNews‏ @WantNews Oct 18
        Replying to @KellyYeti @funnyordie

        They both should pull themselves up by the #bootstraps

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      2. LKN Bass Assassin‏ @deadfishX Oct 18
        Replying to @funnyordie

        He has his work cut out with this Betto guy. Have you seen this guys hand moves? He's actually practicing his karate moves while he speaks, un freekin believable.

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      3. LKN Bass Assassin‏ @deadfishX Oct 18
        Replying to @deadfishX @funnyordie

        Now he is talking about higher education while air drumming the hi-hat cymbal parts to Sublimes April 26 1992,,incredible!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. John Sabo‏ @Saboourns Oct 18
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      1. VOTE 🌊 ☮️Cavazos MCMLXXIV ♑️ ✊🏻‏ @NativeTexan74 Oct 18
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        Probably because it’s unbearable to live in the same house with @tedcruz

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      1. Erik‏ @OverEHill Oct 18
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        Heartbreaking 🙄

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      1. Susie‏ @Susie07479008 Oct 18
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        He just makes me sick.

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      2. JustVoteWouldYa‏ @JKenney78 Oct 18
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        Heidi, just tell him to leave.

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      1. Laureen‏ @llmk1253 Oct 19
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        What a shame but the Christian in you should feel blessed because some people can’t even afford one home.

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      1. Kelly Clisham‏ @KellyYeti Oct 18
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Also, if there were any decent folk left, they’d give up the homes they can barely afford to thank Ted for taking away our healthcare, letting our children get gunned down in school and putting a drunken pervert on the Supreme Court.

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      1. Laury Kerr‏ @KerrLaury Oct 18
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        Awwww, thoughts and prayers.

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