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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Oct 18

    The Mega Millions jackpot is at $900 dollars. What will you spend the money on if you win?

    2:33 PM - 18 Oct 2018
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      1. Sock Cop #SocktoberFest‏Verified account @jasonburglar Oct 18
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        That's nearly a thousand bucks nobody needs that much cash

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      1. Fred Welch‏ @fjw09080 Oct 18
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        $900? Maybe I’ll buy an epipen

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      1. sd4life‏ @scottdufresne Oct 18
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        you can't get much wit $900 bucks!

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      1. Ryan Jack O’lanterns Ate My Neighbors‏ @Ryknowsnothing Oct 18
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        My Reuben factory will make Brewben sandwiches which will incorporate beer into all aspects of the sandwich making process. This appears to be an untapped market.

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      1. Julie McCluer‏ @julesmccluer Oct 18
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        None of the above. I’ll buy I new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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      1. marc‏ @Krautguru Oct 19
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        Rent a studio apartment in San Francisco for one year.

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      1. Laura Gordon‏ @LaGoSea Oct 18
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        I’d buy you a green dress. But not a real green dress - that’s cruel.

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      1. Jere‏ @jere2s Oct 18
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        I’ll buy a dog farm and bee farm.

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      1. Joseph Edward Payne‏ @mk41vlsdaddy Oct 18
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        Walk the earth and bring law to the lawless and justice to the unjust.

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      1. Tana manners‏ @tana_manners Oct 18
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        I’d have a house in Sweden and maybe another in Bora Bora and I’d move

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      1. Leo J Freisch‏ @Leo_J_F Oct 18
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        i will hire dozens of people to post random shit on the internet!

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      1. Nunya Business‏ @Fuksoks Oct 18
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        Don't buy lottery tickets! It's a scam to tax poor people by making them think they will somehow beat odds of 300 million to one.

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      1. Glenn Avo‏ @yesimfatikno Oct 18
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        Buy sex robots so they dont have to have sex with strange men anymore

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      1. Simon‏ @ItsANoSimon Oct 18
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        Hire a funny comedian to take over Funny or Die.

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      1. SarcasticChamp‏ @Bit3Me1 Oct 18
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        $900 or $9M? BIG difference there!

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      1. Di ✨‏ @lakeside_23 Oct 18
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        You may wanna throw an M in there 😉

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      1. Tyler Petersen‏ @FrostKnight_88 Oct 18
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        Believe it or not, I would donate a share, split with my family, and maybe get a green car!

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      1. Santiago‏ @SantiagoBlue7 Oct 18
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        A house, traveling, electronics, invest some in startups with potential…

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