That's nearly a thousand bucks nobody needs that much cash
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$900? Maybe I’ll buy an epipen
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you can't get much wit $900 bucks!
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My Reuben factory will make Brewben sandwiches which will incorporate beer into all aspects of the sandwich making process. This appears to be an untapped market.
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None of the above. I’ll buy I new butt, mine has a crack in it.
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Rent a studio apartment in San Francisco for one year.
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I’d buy you a green dress. But not a real green dress - that’s cruel.
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I’ll buy a dog farm and bee farm.
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Walk the earth and bring law to the lawless and justice to the unjust.
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I’d have a house in Sweden and maybe another in Bora Bora and I’d move
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i will hire dozens of people to post random shit on the internet!
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Don't buy lottery tickets! It's a scam to tax poor people by making them think they will somehow beat odds of 300 million to one.
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Buy sex robots so they dont have to have sex with strange men anymore
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Hire a funny comedian to take over Funny or Die.
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$900 or $9M? BIG difference there!
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You may wanna throw an M in there
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Believe it or not, I would donate a share, split with my family, and maybe get a green car!
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A house, traveling, electronics, invest some in startups with potential…
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