If the goat is so wise, why don't he GTFO of there?
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He is given everything he needs for complete happiness. This is his home as well.
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I had a Reuben for lunch. Actually I didn't put sauerkraut or any veggies on it so I'm not sure that counts?
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Certainly does not count. Still sounds like a great sandwich, but we're pretty strict on Reuben Rules around here.
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Can one enjoy a giant Reuben sammich in the Wise Goat room? I love a good Reuben but I dig the goat aesthetic.
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Absolutely. This is a great choice. The important thing about the Reuben room is that once you take the sandwich, it will be replaced by another Reuben of equal or greater size and quality. Where you eat it is up to you.
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Bigger and better Reubens every time??? This is fast becoming MY dream home!!!
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I dunno man, that goat looks like it’s up to somethingpic.twitter.com/SXqdkFm4Df
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Yeah. BC he wise AF.
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Your wise goat room is just your garage with a rush poster on the floor you bastards
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Just put a hand grenade at the bottom of the ball pit. Within an hour you will have a room full of Ariana Grandes to yourself!
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If you would have listened to the Wise Goat, you wouldn’t be stuck with a roomful of Pete & Ariana...
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