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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Oct 14

    Red Lobster's endless shrimp promotion should be that they give you one endlessly long shrimp

    11:58 AM - 14 Oct 2018
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      1. mark schilling‏ @markws615 Oct 14
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        How many marijuanas did you smoke?

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      1. Trish Bish  💨‏ @usuck2me Oct 14
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      1. Dayna Hildebrandt‏ @daynamich1 Oct 15
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        That's like a seafood tapeworm 🤢

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      1. MrsPinkPop‏ @MissCandyRain0 Oct 14
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        🤓🤓🎂🎂💘🤓🤓🤓🎂🎂💘🤓🤓🤓💘🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🤓🎂🤓🤓🎂🎂🤓🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

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      1. Anthony Antequera‏ @booshmasterflex Oct 14
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        Literally just finished eating 7 full orders of shrimp while watching the Early Sunday games. @redlobster is the real MVP #EndlessShrimp

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      1. anthony dion mitzel‏ @anthonydmitzel Oct 14
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        Aka Red Lobster Shrimpipede!

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      1. Alex Lawrence‏ @alexlawrence5 Oct 14
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        That is the least funny thing I’ve read on twitter today...change your name.

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      1. Sally Morse‏ @cheytownwoman Oct 14
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        Like a party sub, but shrimp. 🍤

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      1. Timmy French‏ @tsfsnow Oct 14
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        Eewwweewwwwwww

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      1. Dang am i pissed off‏ @Dangamipissed Oct 14
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        That would be a Jumbo

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      1. Keven‏ @Kevcrick Oct 14
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        Just make sure it's Vegan and Organic so you don't upset the PC Babies. #southpark @SouthPark

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      1. Stupid Sexy Flanders‏ @Sukitbackrow Oct 14
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        You haven't had shrimp on a roll?

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      1. LatinaMomInLA‏ @LatinaMomInLA Oct 14
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        And it’s cold

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