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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Oct 12

    Remember when Zack Morris dumped his girlfriend to harass the school nurse? Zack Morris is trash.pic.twitter.com/bpxU9oxXrl

    The Time Zack Morris Dumped His Girlfriend To Harass The School Nurse
    7:00 AM - 12 Oct 2018
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    18 replies 81 retweets 355 likes
      1. danny‏ @dannyreallife Oct 12
        Replying to @funnyordie

        These are great 🤣🤣🤣

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      2. Kelly‏ @Mrs_KBarnes Oct 12
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @jaymatrixbeatz

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      3. Jay‏ @jaymatrixbeatz Oct 12
        Replying to @Mrs_KBarnes @funnyordie

        Yesss!!!

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      1. Pam E James‏ @PamEJames1 Oct 12
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Unfortunately I have dated aguy or two like that. They are sad and pathetic.

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      1.  🎃 Scary The Cable Guy  🎃‏ @lemmyischrist Oct 12
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        Best thing about Fridays.

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      1. Richy Anthony‏ @RichyAnthony Oct 12
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        Beast

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      1. Terrence Clay‏ @TMC1982 Oct 17
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        @MPG @wellsmitch @TiffaniThiessen @MarioLopezExtra @dustindiamond @mrbelding @ElizBerkley @TheLarkVoorhies @kathyireland https://www.facebook.com/nancy.valen.superfoodcleanse/videos/1938795942913325/ … So this was humbling... with #SavedbytheBell producer, #PeterEngel. #NancyValen #ZackMorris #NurseJennifer #KellyKapowski

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      1. ʎǝʞɔɐ˥ ʎqqoq‏ @8o884L Oct 12
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        Wonder what @MPG thinks of this series? Haha

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      1. Chelsea‏ @fa_shao Oct 12
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        @TanyaMc13

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      1. Lil Messiah‏ @HialeahJesus Oct 12
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        Yo Zach Morris is legit trash

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      1. Paul Jones‏ @apottymouth Oct 12
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        these are always great!

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      2.  🎃 Scary The Cable Guy  🎃‏ @lemmyischrist Oct 12
        Replying to @horsemennyc @funnyordie

        Hey dumbshit, this is an ongoing series that @funnyordie posts every Friday. There are plenty of other places to get your topical Kanye/Trump humor fix. Shut up.

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      4.  🎃 Scary The Cable Guy  🎃‏ @lemmyischrist Oct 12
        Replying to @horsemennyc @funnyordie

        God, you're a thick one, aren't you? This series is a SATIRICAL REVIEW of an old TV show. Can you read, or are you just choosing not to?

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      1. Carl Laird‏ @syckatic Oct 12
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        Die

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      1. Rory Zwetow‏ @Rojoshow13 Oct 12
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        Yeah, and then we all still felt bad for him when Kelly dumped him for college guy Jeff.

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      1. TBD‏ @yourmomhasfrens Oct 12
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        Nah this one doesn’t work imho

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