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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Oct 4

    Things Kavanaugh could do and still get confirmed: - Eat a giraffe - Walk into the senate fully nude except for a hot dog in his ass - Set Lindsay Graham’s hair on fire - Announce that Scott Baio would sub for him on the bench for Beach Week every year - Punch Shrek in the neck

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      1. Julie Grable‏ @grable_julie Oct 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Actually not funny @funnyordie

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      1. Abraham Sosa‏ @aSosa86 Oct 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Humor? Unrecognizable....

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      1. Farmer Ted‏ @timhovey1 Oct 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        I'm guessing this is the"die" portion of Funny or Die.

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      1. Bob. Sandberg‏ @60_robertsteven Oct 4
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        Now do the things that the clintons can do and still walk free

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      1. Dylan‏ @OGDickSupreme Oct 4
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        Funny Or Die is liberal? Wuuuuuut no way.

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      1. max yealey‏ @max1959 Oct 4
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        And yet Donald Trump is still your president! Trump 2020!

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      1. girl sam‏ @focusclicksnap Oct 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        the truth in this makes me sad.

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      1. A Miller‏ @4AdoubleM Oct 5
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Been at lot death on this account lately. Hopefully they can find someone funny soon

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      1. sjmk‏ @bpkach Oct 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        I see you’ve made a choice on the whole “funny or die” thing... I send my condolences

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      1. Tania Marissa‏ @TaniaMarissa Oct 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        😂😂😂😂

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      1. Brandon T. Sparks‏ @BrandonTSparks Oct 4
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        Unfollowed. Keep your bias. I thought this was about comedy.

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      1. CrashDavis‏ @CrashDavis Oct 4
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        So dumb

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      1. Bryan Thomas Molloy Art‏ @bryanmolloyart Oct 4
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        As long as it stokes terror and resentment!

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      1. VoteNovember6th‏ @silverstein_b Oct 4
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        I think that second stunt got him into his fraternity.

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      1. Fletch‏ @fletch38blues Oct 4
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        I thought that u were supposed to be fun.... so die.

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      1. t‏ @herstinkyhippie Oct 4
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        Yep they been slipping lately getting more like SNL every week. Guess I will unfollow

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      1. L. Dias H.‏ @poppinhennyxo Oct 7
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        Comedy is dead when it shows obvious political hit.

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      1. Judy Brown‏ @judyannbrown11 Oct 5
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        Not funny!

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      1. Doug Shouse‏ @dsmkg Oct 5
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        Plse be funny again. This is ultra weak!

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      1. Darrel V Willis‏ @DVincentW Oct 5
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        -Shart in the Longworth cafeteria, and announce it. -Pucker his lips so tight his sphincter is jealous. ..

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