Can we just launch the salami to Uranus?
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That’s a waste of salami. No one who actually loves salami would want this.
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I love salami and I want it to watch over me while I sleep
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I’m sorry your parents loved your brother more than you.
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That doesn’t even make sense. Only pepperoni would work.
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We can prevent an alien invasion just by giving them heartburn.
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A fruitcake!
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Drooling....
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Forever, or until the sun expands and vaporizes the earth, whichever.
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We shall call the Salami Reginold!!!!
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Sorry, Milton Berle is dead
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Pigs In Space!
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Forever? Nah someone will grab that. Free space sandwich!
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Space Ham? Is salami ham?
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Ummm, no. Nice try but
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