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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Sep 28

    I'm allergic to myself

    5:42 PM - 28 Sep 2018
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    • OCD STICKERS Aliyah NuNoFyObUsiNeSs Clarisse 🦇🎃 Ying Grotiluischin Meredith Bond Toby Mintin Ally with the SPOOK 🎃👻😈🦇 Julian R.
    18 replies 61 retweets 248 likes
      1. Terrence A. McKelvey, CFP®, ChFC®‏ @Terrence_CFP Sep 28
        Replying to @funnyordie

        There's an app for that

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      1. Jax Benjamin‏ @say10rulez Sep 28
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        @danielle92bang @cokainenosejob

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      1. Zaid‏ @zaidattamimi Sep 28
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        Believe me be allergic to yourself is way better than be allergic to gluten.

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      1. Robin Swan 🦇‏ @Deathbyboobie Sep 28
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Me 2

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      1. Davo‏ @_Kingsfan91_ Sep 28
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        Sameee

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      1. NuNoFyObUsiNeSs‏ @smbdy_u_wnt_lik Oct 3
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        sammmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee

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      1. Just ThinkingOutLoud‏ @Uninhibitedtwit Sep 29
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        I’m all alone and in bad company #BottleRockets!!!!!!!!

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      1. Ian Edgley‏ @ian_edgley Sep 29
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        As long as nobody else is you'll be fine

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      1. Àŕýãń‏ @Aryan96292166 Sep 28
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        Me 3

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      1. HoosierDiva-Lisa‏ @HoosierDiva Sep 28
        Replying to @funnyordie

        ...and your point? Move along...#nexttopic

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      1. Adam Andrew Rose, me.‏ @anj_andy Sep 28
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        Stay puffy.

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      1. عادل الضامن المساعيد‏ @adelfahad21 Sep 28
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        This is called.. Histamine 😎😎

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      1. Killer  💀 Train  🚂‏ @CallaDain Sep 28
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        What's a bad 1990's alt-rock lyric?

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      1. Diego el Paladin‏ @diegopaladin Sep 28
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        I'm allergic to Benadryl.

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      1. yroxib‏ @LazatinBlu Sep 28
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        and to my enemy

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      1. Spooky Sammich  🎃‏ @stuartsammich Sep 28
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        I’m sure there’s a cream for that.

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