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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Sep 27

    Thank you, Dr Ford.

    9:40 AM - 27 Sep 2018
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      2. Nolan A Finnegan‏ @nfinnegan1 Sep 27
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Not funny

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Sep 27
        Replying to @nfinnegan1

        Not supposed to be

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
      4. Husband of the year‏ @MarriedManBoy Sep 27
        Replying to @funnyordie @nfinnegan1

        Then die

        0 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Yinzer‏ @TallBoy412 Sep 27
        Replying to @funnyordie

        For what? Forgetting when, where, why, etc...

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. SeattleWonder‏ @SeattleWonder Sep 27
        Replying to @TallBoy412 @funnyordie

        Clearly you’re not watching. She’s asking for an FBI investigation that will help her retain his record of employment. She remembers a lot of details about the incident just not the date. It’s obvious you’ve never spoken with someone with childhood trauma.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Yinzer‏ @TallBoy412 Sep 27
        Replying to @SeattleWonder @funnyordie

        Clearly you’re not watching. She’s changed her story 5+ times and can’t remember CRITICAL details of the night in question. You deem her credible because of her on the surface but aren’t listening to what she’s saying.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Michelle‏ @michellesatx1 Sep 27
        Replying to @funnyordie

        For what? Accusing someone when she cant remember anything?

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Chickabay‏ @Tayindawind Sep 27
        Replying to @michellesatx1 @funnyordie

        Oh Michelle. I pray your daughters never experience anything like this.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Michelle‏ @michellesatx1 Sep 27
        Replying to @Tayindawind @funnyordie

        I'm pretty sure my daughters wouldn't wait so long to tell someone. Sorry but I'm not buying it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. Chickabay‏ @Tayindawind Sep 27
        Replying to @michellesatx1 @funnyordie

        I still haven’t told anyone about my sexual assault 20 years ago. Doesn’t mean it never happened, or that I’m a liar.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Michelle‏ @michellesatx1 Sep 27
        Replying to @Tayindawind @funnyordie

        Well you have now. But don't be surprised when people don't believe you or wonder why it took you so long.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. Chickabay‏ @Tayindawind Sep 27
        Replying to @michellesatx1 @funnyordie

        People like you are why women don’t come forward. Even if it happened yesterday, your reaction would be the same.

        4 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      8. Sam Lovely‏ @En3my Sep 27
        Replying to @Tayindawind @michellesatx1 @funnyordie

        “People like you” Thats a great start off in a debate to get people on your side and have them believe you. Why the hell are you not talking about your sexual assault? Scared? Embarrassed? You sure as hell are more angry at people debating you than the sexual assaulter it seems.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Chickabay‏ @Tayindawind Sep 27
        Replying to @En3my @michellesatx1 @funnyordie

        Oh, Sam.

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      1. Bob Frizol‏ @BobFrizol61 Sep 27
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Even Funny or Die knows when to be serious! Bravo

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      1. Allan Steve‏ @allanstv Sep 27
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        She is amazing fake

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