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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Sep 17

    Retweet if you're sobbing into a pillow #Emmys

    6:41 PM - 17 Sep 2018
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      1. Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Sep 17

        I need a glass of wine

        6 replies 23 retweets 92 likes
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      1. Bold Dark Irishman‏ @BDBurrow Sep 17
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Should I retweet if I’m dislocating my jaw like a python to eat one more Double Stuff? It’s very close to sobbing. I’m like, one row of goodness/shame away from it.

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      1. Bob Prout‏ @allarts1 Sep 17
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        Because it's so terrible?

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      1. SoundOfCannons‏ @BlaisTom Sep 17
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        How about gagging?

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      1. ryuge‏ @0ryuge Sep 17
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        🤮

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      1. I Totally Serious‏ @itotallyserious Sep 17
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        I was but not from the Emmys. I was just sad.

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      1. HeavyLiftz.com‏ @HeavyLiftzInsta Sep 17
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        did you like it?

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      1. QR-Rated‏ @QrRated Sep 17
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        Sobbing I into my http://fithgear.com  shirt so fucked in the head

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      1. Victoria Blanchard‏ @ProghornLeghorn Sep 17
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        Don’t know who Emmy is but I am sobbing into a pillow rn

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      1. Jenny‏ @bubbajenjen Sep 17
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        HARRY FROM NIGHT COURT DIED! WTH!?

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