Shove that idea up your arse
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I’m reading my newsfeed and it’s like something Trump, something Serena, something Hurricane over and over and then this. Thank you Funny Or Die!

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did i write this
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It actually does have a FLARE ON / FLARE OFF button. Dammit.... my bad. That’s a FLASH button.
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Same here... I'll buy Inothing instead
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Try the new note9... I'm sitting pleasantly.
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Or download food
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The hell?
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I want a self pleasure mode built into the next iPhone. Then and only then will I buy one. (Tweeted from iPhone)
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What do you think the vibrate mode is for????? Just keep that baby in your pocket!!
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Butt plug phone charger. Make it happen. Shrink roids and charge phone simultaneously.
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Hiccups
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It can help you google it
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introducing hemorrhoid bokeh
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Stop putting your phone in your bum for one thing.
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Sit on it when it overheats...
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