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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Sep 11

    It's the anniversary of Ted Cruz jerkin it to incest porn on 9/11https://www.funnyordie.com/politics/2018/9/11/17846920/its-the-anniversary-of-ted-cruz-liking-a-porn-tweet-on-9-11 …

    2:00 PM - 11 Sep 2018
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      1. Michael Watson‏ @MikeWatsonToGo Sep 11
        Replying to @funnyordie

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      1. Diamond Newkirk.  🇭🇹 🙏🏻‏ @O2Queen79 Sep 11
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Why Can’t He Watch Porn?

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      1. MR. E‏ @SmasChingon Sep 11
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        It’s so wrong, yet it’s too right!pic.twitter.com/axdF6ttkxe

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      1. American Chopper Meme Fan Acct‏ @mikedtcu Sep 11
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      2. roman kornyat‏ @romankornyat Sep 11
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @ChrisDill7

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      3. Chris Dill‏ @ChrisDill7 Sep 11
        Replying to @romankornyat @funnyordie

        Lmfao cant believe this is true😂😂😂

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      4. Trey Romain‏ @treyromain Sep 11
        Replying to @ChrisDill7 @romankornyat @funnyordie

        Lmao Chris haha funny bro haha xD lol xD

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      5. roman kornyat‏ @romankornyat Sep 11
        Replying to @treyromain @ChrisDill7 @funnyordie

        Can you stop making fun of my friend

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      1. Sonya‏ @SonyaTheSezzy Sep 25
        Replying to @funnyordie @Veronic56652017

        .... If we condemned everyone for watching porn ... Criticize him for his moronic comments not his normal human behavior

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      1. Trevor Turner‏ @ttdawgtt Sep 12
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        Atta boy! Treat it like it’s a rental.

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      1. Jos Ritzerfeld‏ @jos_ritzerfeld Sep 11
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      1. LADRENDA‏ @LADRENDALATELY Sep 11
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        Ted Cruz, I hope lie Hell You LOSE

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      1. chuck hallbert‏ @ChuckHallbert Sep 11
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        Like you weren’t...

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      1. Yeshurun‏ @JAYBAY810 Sep 11
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        Again, this some petty shit @funnyordie

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