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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Sep 10

    *Hits blunt* *Invents the 2012 Toyota Corolla"pic.twitter.com/ZBdZkrV8pM

    5:34 PM - 10 Sep 2018
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      1. Jason Hartlein‏ @jasonh1028 Sep 10
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @KennyKruck

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      1. Kelly Roberts‏Verified account @KellyKKRoberts Sep 10
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        Hahahahahaha

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      2. Film Noir Kipper‏ @KipKipkruse880 Sep 10
        Replying to @funnyordie

        I'm not buying anymore Teslas if he's gonna blow the profits on dope.

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      3. Dave‏ @illinibrowndog Sep 10
        Replying to @KipKipkruse880 @funnyordie

        Plural? How many Teslas are you buying at a time?

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      4. Film Noir Kipper‏ @KipKipkruse880 Sep 10
        Replying to @illinibrowndog @funnyordie

        ??????????

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      1. Ryan Wagner‏ @R_double_you Sep 11
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        this is fucking hilarious.

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      1. Matthew‏ @phisher11 Sep 10
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        " charges a million dollars for it"

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      1. Tamar Land‏ @LandTamar Sep 10
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        Get it you smart SOB!! Lovelovelove

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      1. Eliseo‏ @Elise0_25 Sep 10
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        @AbrahamHdz10

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      1. Sparkles‏ @MistakeAndEggs Sep 10
        Replying to @funnyordie

        *accidentally invents time travel

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      1. Sam Palasota‏ @SamPalasota Sep 10
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        Tell him to put some more cupholders in that sumbitch

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      1. Carole Moss‏ @CaroleMoss5 Sep 10
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        🤣🤣🤣🤣

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      1. Frank Shawn Larry‏ @UckyAllora Sep 10
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      1. Hunter Trantham‏ @HiddenWallMeat Sep 10
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        Die

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      1. ⍟🆁🆄🅼 🅾🆁⍟🅷 🅰🆂⍟🅸🆃 ™‏ @BrandiLynn4Ever Sep 10
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        Yasssss....🤘😈🌿

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      1. Me‏ @megator111 Sep 10
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        And time travel...

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      1. Gaseous Anomaly‏ @Turd_Ferguson Sep 10
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        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Ian P. Bridges‏ @ianpbridges Sep 10
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        Hits blunt , writes code to hack into Diablo 3****

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      1. Cephas‏ @MFCephas Sep 10
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        lmao

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