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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Aug 31

    Funny Or Die Retweeted Donald J. Trump

    What if he meant this literally like “I’m going to dump actual beans on her”https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/712457104515317764 …

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    Donald J. TrumpVerified account @realDonaldTrump
    Lyin' Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a G.Q. shoot in his ad. Be careful, Lyin' Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife!
    10:36 AM - 31 Aug 2018
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      1. Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Aug 31

        That HAS to be a actual fetish

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      1. Sudo Nym‏ @sudonym83 Aug 31
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        Check “spilling your beans on someone” in @urbandictionary. I’m sure it’s a euphemism for something. If it isn’t, it should be.

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      1. Glory to Columbus!‏ @cpsut Aug 31
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        pic.twitter.com/HHwZU5vm5P

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      1. Don Von Crump‏ @DonVonCrump1 Sep 1
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      1. crystal lee‏ @ronshelleys_lee Aug 31
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        @realDonaldTrump spill away

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      1. Dago Soprano ... :)‏ @dagorulez Aug 31
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        Or, how about “sticking his ☝️ BEAN in her” bcuz, ya know brah, his tax returns are small. (Apply cool 💧on hot area, thank you)

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      1. Mike Woodley‏ @KCCO_Mike Aug 31
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        Why else do you think he subsidized the soy bean farmers???

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      1. Kent Cooper‏ @kentcam Aug 31
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        Watch out Trump, Pecker has a great big Beanerey just about to tip over.

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      1. Ray Hollinger‏ @RayJayHollinger Aug 31
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        Thats another weird fetish of his then.

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      1. PoliticalPuncture‏ @PoliticalPunct1 Aug 31
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        Or worse. He calls his tiny testicles 'the beans'

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      1. Bidniss Time‏ @WisewoodFarm Aug 31
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        And by “beans” he meant “testicles”.

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      1. TFM‏ @ratherbsleeping Aug 31
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        So awesome you guys went from comedy producer to political activists for the Democratic Party plus jokes 👍👍👍

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      1. Stove‏ @STEVELONG_ Aug 31
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      1. danny‏ @dannyelhaj Aug 31
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        I'm actually turned on by the thought, WTF is wrong with me?

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      1. Naba NdiKwenze‏ @BigIGrey Aug 31
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        Spill @POTUS, spill...

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      1. Paul Foody‏ @NoziPaul Aug 31
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        It would be an improvement?

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