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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Aug 30

    Reasons why I’m still single ranked: 1- Who 2- Cares 3- Being 4- Alone 5- Is 6- A 7- Blessing 8- I have pet pigeons

    3:27 PM - 30 Aug 2018
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      1. ThatGuyWithAVoice‏ @ThatGuyWAV Aug 31
        Replying to @funnyordie @Chuckthefreak

        1. This 2. Is 3. A 4. Dead 5. Meme 6. From 7. Weeks 8. Ago 9. I'm so lonely

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      1. Παλλάς Ἀθήνη 🦉 Don't  👻, vote4 👿 🍑 🔜!‏ @Hollaka_Hollala Aug 31
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        pic.twitter.com/BPzbUfQcir

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      1. Jessica Dussault‏ @jduss4 Aug 30
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @iena you really DO have pet pigeons!

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      1. Yurianna Mikolay‏ @YuriannaM Aug 30
        Replying to @funnyordie

        You had me right up until the bird thing

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      1. TrumpX‏ @Trump_X_Talks Aug 30
        Replying to @funnyordie

        My Memespic.twitter.com/EIcNOv3rU2

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      1. shelly1977‏ @frogmom0104 Sep 2
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Change it to hamsters and - yeah 😊🐹

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      1. Shul‏ @Shul78896005 Sep 2
        Replying to @funnyordie

        And a hedgehog, you forgot the hedgehog!

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      1. Martian Judge‏ @MartianJudge Sep 2
        Replying to @funnyordie @evanrachelwood

        Seriously. I want mike Tyson to be happy

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      1. Martian Judge‏ @MartianJudge Sep 2
        Replying to @funnyordie @evanrachelwood

        I’m same with with house cat

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      1. Samara_Morgan‏ @Samara_Morgan_1 Sep 1
        Replying to @funnyordie @evanrachelwood

        🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

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      1. duane edmunds‏ @duaneedmunds Sep 1
        Replying to @funnyordie @evanrachelwood

        In 1980 this is Justin Trudeau ( 🇨🇦 Prime minister) , with his dad Pierre Elliot Trudeau, who was then prime minsterpic.twitter.com/QYhUfnAnYo

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      1. Megatron of Tarn‏ @BMVagabond666 Aug 31
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        @HollyConrad breaks the mold!

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      1. heapofjoy official‏ @cheesehat53 Aug 31
        Replying to @funnyordie @evanrachelwood

        Funny or die isn't funny it's lame

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      1. Tate Schoenbauer‏ @totbot80 Aug 31
        Replying to @funnyordie @evanrachelwood

        Jimmy Smits character in NYPD Blue kept pigeons. He smashed puss. There’s still hope. #NYPDBlue

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      1.  🎃DeVon2112 🎃‏ @DeVon_FNMfan2K8 Aug 31
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      1. Lewis Stools‏ @LewisStools Aug 30
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Die. Not funny

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      1. \m/DrXtreme\m/‏ @DrXtreme80 Aug 30
        Replying to @funnyordie

        now do this starting from 8 and back up to 1, its rather siller

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