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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Aug 23

    If this is true, i'm outpic.twitter.com/20aOKa49Pi

    4:17 PM - 23 Aug 2018
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    25 replies 142 retweets 624 likes
      1. Carrie_Youngblood  ♊‏ @carriedione Aug 23
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        pic.twitter.com/tae8Nsa8mb

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      1. Arielle Weisshaar‏ @ArielleWeisshaa Aug 23
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        Arielle Weisshaar Retweeted VICE News

        https://twitter.com/vicenews/status/1032767490881986560 …

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        Nearly 20 years ago, Sen. @LindseyGrahamSC famously once said "impeachment is about cleansing the office, impeachment is about restoring honor and integrity to the office." @EvanMcS asks him about those comments when it comes to Trump and possible impeachment on #VICENewsTonight pic.twitter.com/mZnORvuiLC
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      1. Voxelundead‏ @Undeadsalesman Aug 23
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        I for one welcome our new trash panda overlords.

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      1. Hannah N. Elisabeth‏ @_luna_moth_ Aug 23
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        They would never.

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      1. BxBkGirl  🌊‏ @MariBXBKgirl Aug 23
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        Yeah, but first they'd have to take off their masks👍

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      1. Steve Orlando‏ @StevenOrlando87 Sep 8
        Replying to @funnyordie @ben_fellowes

        The fact that some of you believe this is true just goes to show you how gullible you are to hear anything negative about Trump or his staff. Lol

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      1. AfricanRaven‏ @verna_strydom Aug 25
        Replying to @funnyordie

        well he watches too much tv

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      1. Mikki‏ @MightySkoonk Aug 24
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Its a good thing you snipped that CNN tweet because now that reads " the American people would revolt " instead of the veiled racism .. Good catch

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      1. Lyn Kaminski‏ @LynnieKaminnie Aug 24
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Um, what?

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      1. Greg Cassell‏ @greg_cassell Aug 24
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        He is just as bonkers as his client!

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      1. Whitey McConnaughy‏ @whiteyfilms Aug 23
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        That's all? I'm willing to deal with that...

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      1. William Newsome‏ @Wd91178 Aug 23
        Replying to @funnyordie @Womenspeakup

        If civil war did happen and populated areas cleared out racoons would absolutely be brave enough to live in our streets. A more collective life would allow the racoons to learn and work with each other and teamwork to shoot a gun isn't that far fetched.

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      1. Trent Winfield‏ @ThisisTrenton Aug 23
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        He looks like the goddamn incredible melting man

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      1. $P00KY !$‏ @solid_is Aug 23
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        big if true

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      1. Chad The Bi Guy‏ @Okie_Chad Aug 23
        Replying to @funnyordie

        It's sad that I'm not sure if this is a real quote or not. Although I think it might be a real quote, cuz that sounds like some crazy 💩 he would say

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      1. Joe P‏ @Whaler_Joe Aug 23
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        Die - not funny

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      1. Catboy In A Dress‏ @CatboySuperhero Aug 23
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        Okay, now I want him impeached even MORE.

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      1. Mark Taylor‏ @emarktaylor Aug 23
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        I'm glad we don't have racoons in NZ...

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