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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Aug 6

    Alex Jones inks three year deal to yell at strangers outside his local Quiznos

    10:45 AM - 6 Aug 2018
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    • Jacqueline Ross Mel king leopold’s ghost S.F.Murphy Cara Bear SHUBHAM ANAND🇮🇳🇮🇳 Zach Estefania 🤙 CurmudgeonlyYours
    46 replies 477 retweets 2,461 likes
      1. GA Confidential‏ @ConfidentialGa Aug 6
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Correction: "... outside his local Papa John's." Fixed for you.

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      1. defcon_5‏ @defcon_5 Aug 6
        Replying to @funnyordie @carlquintanilla

        Damn @Funnyordie, why the hate for Quiznos?

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      1. Woooo! Wooooo!‏ @WootWendy Aug 6
        Replying to @funnyordie

        NOOO! I live in his town. You'll hear his bellows from 10 miles away!

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      2. Yeshurun‏ @JAYBAY810 Aug 6
        Replying to @funnyordie

        So you support shadow banning???

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      3. ĦęΧąġøđ‏ @VybeyPantelonez Aug 6
        Replying to @JAYBAY810 @funnyordie

        Only when they can't win the argument

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      1. Bo Tovar‏ @Bo_Tovar Aug 6
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        pic.twitter.com/QcikxUd62J

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      2. Julia London‏ @JuliaFLondon Aug 6
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Damn. That's my Quiznos

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      3. Marsha Lowe‏ @MarshaRippy Aug 6
        Replying to @JuliaFLondon @funnyordie

        Well,I didn’t think it was possible but that would make me happy not to live in Austin anymore.

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      1. Spencer Spookoff‏Verified account @SpencerDukoff Aug 6
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Mmmmmmmm testy

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      1. Building OFA Better World‏ @su_z_t Aug 6
        Replying to @funnyordie @realJKCallaway

        funny😁pic.twitter.com/NYBsLhe9cy

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      1. Joel‏ @relikx Aug 6
        Replying to @funnyordie

        True story, I saw Alex Jones yelling at a courthouse in downtown Austin several years ago. He showed it what’s up.

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      1. President Trump  🇺🇸‏ @TheFallenTitan Aug 6
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        Since that wasn't funny will you die now.

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      1. Dan C.‏ @Mets710 Aug 6
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        Is Scott Baio working there now?

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      1. Lucy Luvs‏ @LucyLuvs Aug 6
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        Alex Jones and James Gunn are teaming up to be the 21st-century Abbott and Costello.

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      1. Aaron Dunlap‏ @AMD_808 Aug 6
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        Welp Alex Jones is free to set up shop at Live Leak, eBaums World, or VidMe, that is if those sites will let him on (let's see what the #MagicEightBall says)pic.twitter.com/OJOD7H92rG

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      1. eliot c. hall‏ @eliothall Aug 6
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        I miss the sock monkeys "We have a Pepper Bar!!"

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      1. Shin Nerdzilla‏ @BOOMBAPPRODUSA Aug 6
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        Alex Jones is also working hard to start a new pizza company with exiled @PapaJohns CEO, to start the @ProudBoysUSA.Pizza Company. Where you will be able to make your own pie content://media/external/file/98571pic.twitter.com/6smKIK927z

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      1. ĦęΧąġøđ‏ @VybeyPantelonez Aug 6
        Replying to @DaveSimons @funnyordie

        He already had one... he was barely getting any views on that platform anyway.

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