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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Jul 25

    Me on Instagram vs me in real lifepic.twitter.com/u9xotOA7pU

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      1. Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Jul 25

        Smashed, trashed and (insert one more word that rhymes)

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      1. Trevor Turner‏ @ttdawgtt Jul 25
        Replying to @funnyordie

        As long as you don’t like the person, it’s ok to do anything you want... same words used by every terrorist ever.

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      2. Camarada☭Trovoada‏ @RealTrovoada Jul 25
        Replying to @funnyordie

        How did they do that without being shot by the cops?

        3 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Anton Zlatkov‏ @dpndnt Jul 25
        Replying to @RealTrovoada @funnyordie

        By being white probably

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      2. Johnny beckensten‏ @Johnnyb5150 Jul 25
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      2. Scott bailey‏ @Scottba52694035 Jul 25
        Replying to @funnyordie

        So sad, that hateful libs would violently destroy the property of others.

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      3. Luke Warmwater‏ @LWarmwater Jul 25
        Replying to @Scottba52694035 @funnyordie

        The assumption that a lib did this means you haven't been paying attention. Her is hated by many on all sides.

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      1. Rosco Bliss‏ @RoscoRants Jul 25
        Replying to @funnyordie

        The only people supporting bullying, censorship, racism, destruction of public property, and committing treason are the democrats in the US. Thanks for the proof.

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      1. JK a.k.a. The Independent Variable‏ @JonKadon Jul 25
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Fortnite players be wild

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      1. Craig‏ @krmnalmind Jul 25
        Replying to @funnyordie

        I now watch the movie 2012 just to watch Southern California slide into the Pacific. It’s inspirational

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      2. #McResistance™‏ @GrandpaDanK Jul 25
        Replying to @funnyordie

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      3. Random Human‏ @randomalley Jul 25
        Replying to @GrandpaDanK @funnyordie

        #Trump’s 3500 lawsuits #Trump bankruptcies: #Trump University #Trump Airlines #Trump casinos #Trump magazines #Trump mortgage #Trump steaks #Trump fragrance The man is an egomaniac and he’s screwing America now.

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      4. #McResistance™‏ @GrandpaDanK Jul 25
        Replying to @randomalley @funnyordie

        You could've posted about serious and substantive issues that exhibit how and/or why @realDonaldTrump is a threat to #democracy, but instead you parrot a few failed business ventures... @randomalley = the #McResistance

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      5. joan palin‏ @joanpalin Jul 25
        Replying to @GrandpaDanK @randomalley and

        There’s only a limited number of characters

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      6. #McResistance™‏ @GrandpaDanK Jul 25
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        Twitter is hard. 😕

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      7. Random Human‏ @randomalley Jul 25
        Replying to @GrandpaDanK @joanpalin and

        #Trump constantly attacking media that criticizes him as “fake news” is a SERIOUS threat to democracy. A POTUS eroding the confidence citizens have in American intelligence agencies is a threat to democracy. #Trump questioning the legitimacy of the electoral process is a threat.

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      8. Random Human‏ @randomalley Jul 25
        Replying to @randomalley @GrandpaDanK and

        McResistance? Classic #Trump strategy. Constantly attack with names & slogans. “Crooked Hillary”, “Fake News”, “Drain the Swamp”, “Dems want Open Borders & Don’t Care About Crime”. Stop defending a man with zero integrity. GOP or DEM, America deserves better.

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      9. #McResistance™‏ @GrandpaDanK Jul 25
        Replying to @randomalley @joanpalin and

        This may disappoint you, but I'm a registered Democrat. I have never voted for a Republican. My Twitter handle is #McResistance because I find it more productive and cathartic to criticize phony liberals - like yourself.

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