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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Jul 23

    To Iranian President Rouhani: I DON'T GET THE BIG DEAL WITH SHARK WEEK. LAST YEAR MICHAEL PHELPS WAS SUPPOSED TO RACE A SHARK, IT WAS JUST A SIMULATION. AND THEY OBSESS ABOUT JAWS SO MUCH, NOW THEY'RE LOOKING FOR HIS GRANDSON? I JUST DON'T BUY IT, CAN'T GET THE APP TO WORK ANYWAY

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      1. Cloud Nine‏ @Dreamer69911 Jul 23
        Replying to @funnyordie

        I think we should have Putin, Rouhani, and Kim Un (however u spell it) each on a between 2 ferns episode! Why aren’t they able to take a joke?! Seriously 😳 🕊🙏🏻😬

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      1. Kristi‏ @GagnonKristi Jul 23
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        To whom it may concern: I BIT THE INSIDE OF MY CHEEK EATING SNACKS LAST NIGHT AND THEN AT LUNCH TODAY I WAS EATING A BOWL OF CEREAL AND YES I EAT CEREAL FOR LUNCH DONT JUDGE ANYWAY I BIT MY CHEEK AGAIN IN THE SAME SPOT SO NOW IM REALLY IRRITATED ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT FRICKEN HURTS.

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      1. Touqeer Ahmed Siddiqui‏ @DebugTouqeer Jul 23
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        At least credit @ElEzrah

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      1. madmaya_moxxx‏ @Mirya666Moxxx Jul 23
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        pic.twitter.com/4EtReOhkxs

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      1. Doreen “Sorry, not sorry”  🌊 🦈‏ @DiagnoDee Jul 23
        Replying to @funnyordie

        To Iranian President Rouhani KIKI DO YOU LOVE ME? ARE YOU RIDING? SAY YOU’LL NEVER EVER LEAVE FROM BESIDE ME ‘CAUSE I WANT YA AND I NEED YA. AND I’M DOWN FOR YOU ALWAYS. KB DO YOU LOVE ME? ARE YOU RIDING? SAY YOU’LL NEVER EVER LEAVE FROM BESIDE ME. ‘CAUSE I WANT YA AND I NEED YA

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      1.  🌮Becky 👩 ❤ 🐶‏ @BeccaCalifornia Jul 23
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Dud

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      1.  ➿Puglife ➿‏ @TheDelleney Jul 23
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        Sad!

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      1. Vote November 6th!‏ @tanjanmarcel Jul 23
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        @realDonaldTrump luuuuurves sharks!! Ask Miss @StormyDaniels!pic.twitter.com/JxpyqmBhWz

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      1. Billy Buttery‏ @ButteryBilly Jul 23
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        I USED TO THINK YOU THAT ALL LOVED ME. NOW I LNOW YOU ALL KNOW I DONT THINK AND CANT SPEAK OR SPELL ENGLISH VERY GOODLIE OR BIGLY

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      1. LIVING PROOF‏ @espo631 Jul 23
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        lololol

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      1. jason fitzgibbons‏ @jasonfitzgibbo1 Jul 23
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        Still not funny....

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