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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Jul 21

    Caption this...pic.twitter.com/W7yGrX7ssL

    4:00 PM - 21 Jul 2018
    • 12 Retweets
    • 243 Likes
    • SAMEER KHANDOKAR Vivian Palmer Alaysia Lutz Mercedes Ware Raelyn Kent Madison Garcia a Hiinis Jaslene Haney Shannon Bilshaw
    141 replies 12 retweets 243 likes
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      2. Fred Delicious‏Verified account @Fred_Delicious Jul 21
        Replying to @funnyordie

        "piss"

        1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
      3. Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Jul 23
        Replying to @Fred_Delicious

        You win

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Fred Delicious‏Verified account @Fred_Delicious Jul 23
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Oh hell yeah. What do I win

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Erik Hernandez‏ @Dynamicdual23 Jul 21
        Replying to @funnyordie

        "The files from the doctor just came in... Your adopted.''

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Louis Tomlinson‏ @ScaniaFe Jul 21
        Replying to @Dynamicdual23 @funnyordie

        *you're

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Erik Hernandez‏ @Dynamicdual23 Jul 21
        Replying to @ScaniaFe @funnyordie

        I'm surprised there are grammar nazis on here.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Louis Tomlinson‏ @ScaniaFe Jul 21
        Replying to @Dynamicdual23 @funnyordie

        Don't be surprised

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Erik Hernandez‏ @Dynamicdual23 Jul 21
        Replying to @ScaniaFe @funnyordie

        *Don't be surprised.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      7. Louis Tomlinson‏ @ScaniaFe Jul 21
        Replying to @Dynamicdual23 @funnyordie

        Don't be surprised!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. architectonik‏ @architectonik Jul 21
        Replying to @ScaniaFe @Dynamicdual23 @funnyordie

        Don't be surprised?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Louis Tomlinson‏ @ScaniaFe Jul 21
        Replying to @architectonik @Dynamicdual23 @funnyordie

        Don't be surprised?!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Billy Buttery‏ @ButteryBilly Jul 21
        Replying to @funnyordie

        I couldn’t give two sheets.

        0 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
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      1. ΔΨMΔΠ | 𒀀𒅎𒀭‏ @whoami9191 Jul 21
        Replying to @funnyordie

        pic.twitter.com/A1RwCr1m8v

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      1. ron wharton‏ @theartpimp Jul 21
        Replying to @funnyordie

        of course this script is blank!! I write shows about nothing!!!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Nate Wallack‏ @NastyN800 Jul 21
        Replying to @funnyordie

        “Why caption anything? Who cares about any of this? I don’t need you to tell me what’s in a picture” Read in Larry’s voice obv

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      1. Mike Kelly‏ @MistahJ1307 Jul 21
        Replying to @funnyordie

        "It's a cease and desist letter from Bernie Sanders. Apparently I'm under strict orders to stop looking like Bernie Sanders."

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      1. Joe Buckley‏ @joekb36 Jul 21
        Replying to @funnyordie

        2 pages!! I love getting a letter, but keep it to 1 page. 2 pages he sends me!! 2!!

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      1. Ty Logan‏ @Lugnut527 Jul 21
        Replying to @funnyordie

        These Seinfeld checks just keeping rolling in!!!

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      2. C‏ @c_vanbc Jul 21
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Larry D: “Who sends letters anymore? The gall of these people! Do they expect a written reply?” Mrs D: “It’s a wedding invitation. It’s polite to RSVP, Larry.” LD: “I remember when it was only 10 cents to mail a letter! I’ll deduct the cost of postage from their gift!” MD: 🙄

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