"piss"
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Oh hell yeah. What do I win
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"The files from the doctor just came in... Your adopted.''
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I'm surprised there are grammar nazis on here.
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Don't be surprised
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*Don't be surprised.
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Don't be surprised!
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Don't be surprised?
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Don't be surprised?!
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I couldn’t give two sheets.
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of course this script is blank!! I write shows about nothing!!!!
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“Why caption anything? Who cares about any of this? I don’t need you to tell me what’s in a picture” Read in Larry’s voice obv
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"It's a cease and desist letter from Bernie Sanders. Apparently I'm under strict orders to stop looking like Bernie Sanders."
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2 pages!! I love getting a letter, but keep it to 1 page. 2 pages he sends me!! 2!!
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These Seinfeld checks just keeping rolling in!!!
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Larry D: “Who sends letters anymore? The gall of these people! Do they expect a written reply?” Mrs D: “It’s a wedding invitation. It’s polite to RSVP, Larry.” LD: “I remember when it was only 10 cents to mail a letter! I’ll deduct the cost of postage from their gift!” MD:

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