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This is so cool!
“Every hot dog contains one full serving of self doubt” is me
I now understand the true meaning behind your hotdog tattoo. True art.
Hotdogs are to corn dogs as Humans are to Deep fried breaded humans


Yum. Wait!!! Those are my fingers!!!
Now there's going to be some fool somewhere in a bar who chokes to death while trying to swallow a hot dog whole after telling his buddies, "Hold my beer..." 
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