My wife...pic.twitter.com/zaofQmOnPk
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the solution is use water
One thing I gotta add, you have to remember, women have to wipe with every bathroom trip. And our gear isn't designed nearly as streamlined... We basically just pee all over ourselves every time we go to the bathroom. So...
Let me guess. Your roommate is female and flat-chested.
Or just have your roommate stop pooping altogether!!
HAHA where is the lie?? #inserthandmotion
For real though people with Crohns and Ulcerative Colitis do go through a lot of paper.
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