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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Jul 2

    LAKERS: We've got LeBron James. WARRIORS: We've got DeMarcus Cousins. CLIPPERS: Ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball.

    6:07 PM - 2 Jul 2018
    • 1,511 Retweets
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    65 replies 1,511 retweets 5,373 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Moondog Mooney‏ @IndependentIcon Jul 2
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Warriors are now favored to win the World Series, Super Bowl, Stanley Cup and 2022 World Cup.

        3 replies 30 retweets 134 likes
      3. Bryan Metcalf ✞‏ @bmet7 Jul 2
        Replying to @IndependentIcon @funnyordie

        And pick up the most Technical Fouls, Game Misconducts and Red Cards along the way.

        1 reply 1 retweet 17 likes
      4. Jason Adkins‏ @JPAdkins72 Jul 2
        Replying to @bmet7 @IndependentIcon @funnyordie

        Between Cousins and Draymond, they might break a record for technical fouls.

        2 replies 2 retweets 12 likes
      5. 1 more reply
      1. New conversation
      2. Daniel Childs‏ @DanielBChilds Jul 2
        Replying to @funnyordie

        pic.twitter.com/A4faZTZ7bj

        1 reply 1 retweet 33 likes
      3. Ross Matlock‏ @rossmat8 Jul 2
        Replying to @DanielBChilds @funnyordie

        Worse lane violation than Lebron

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      4. Sam Hall‏ @samh8876 Jul 2
        Replying to @rossmat8 @DanielBChilds @funnyordie

        That was my first thought😂pic.twitter.com/RXCxeNszRw

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. iammickloven‏ @iammickloven Jul 2
        Replying to @funnyordie

        iammickloven Retweeted iammickloven

        https://twitter.com/iammickloven/status/1013945985968439297?s=21 …

        iammickloven added,

        1:19
        iammickloven @iammickloven
        DeMarcus Cousins Response pic.twitter.com/kzA9tOzZpk
        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Christopher Boykin‏ @HY7ERNOVA Jul 2
        Replying to @iammickloven @funnyordie

        Look like grown up Tommy Pickles and sound like Shaun King

        0 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2.  🎃 👻 Lily Booooooodles  👻 🎃‏ @MissLilyDoodle Jul 2
        Replying to @funnyordie

        I’m available and I only need to be paid in toys, treats, and crispy bacon. I am excellent at dribbling. Although my experience is more in actual drool rather than balls. Call me!pic.twitter.com/zEp2mEH9CI

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Rams SuperBowl or Bust‏ @elijahniems Jul 2
        Replying to @MissLilyDoodle @funnyordie

        not supposed to give dogs pork g

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. {3-4} Вэииу  🌊‏ @PrimeVon Jul 2
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Why us, were still not the worst team in California.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Zpooky Zcary Zkeleton‏ @The_Zalghout Jul 2
        Replying to @PrimeVon @funnyordie

        The Kings right now are likepic.twitter.com/4Zt4CQhUJH

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. my key‏ @flowtrs Jul 2
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @tyroneliim

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. ty‏ @tyroneliim Jul 2
        Replying to @flowtrs @funnyordie

        frick man it’s a rough time to be a clippers fan 😪

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Faith‏ @theonefd_17 Jul 2
        Replying to @funnyordie

        pic.twitter.com/LZqfXIn2xN

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. E.Anders‏ @EAnders41343942 Jul 2
        Replying to @theonefd_17 @funnyordie

        Mr Stark, I don’t feel so good

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Luke Hollenbaugh‏ @lukehollenbaugh Jul 2
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @AlexAseltine23

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Alex‏ @AlexAseltine23 Jul 2
        Replying to @lukehollenbaugh @funnyordie

        air bud. he averaging 30 ppg this season

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Luke Hollenbaugh‏ @lukehollenbaugh Jul 2
        Replying to @AlexAseltine23 @funnyordie

        Better get the air buddies too

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation

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