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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Jun 29

    Funny Or Die Retweeted Marco Rubio

    This guy does not fuck.https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1012647839376248833 …

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    Marco RubioVerified account @marcorubio
    Sign of our times... the F word is now routinely used in news stories, tweets etc It’s not even F*** anymore. Who made that decision???
    10:16 AM - 29 Jun 2018
    • 76 Retweets
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    • SAMEER KHANDOKAR __honeyed.cocoa__ Jaqueline Firlinda Jamie Stallings Ryan Holzwarth Joe Doe suraj warghane Piaras O Cionnaoith
    25 replies 76 retweets 711 likes
      1. A 🎃K - Funny Videos Every Tues‏Verified account @ThisisAOK Jun 29
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Yes he does. He consistently fucks the country.

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      1. Tyler Bridges‏ @tylerbridges Jun 29
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        Even better is this guy’s response to the tweet.pic.twitter.com/iodbl4L3g4

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      1. La Femme Fatali‏ @Alijtd77 Jun 29
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        Doubt that's true... Have you SEEN his wife?

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      1. derp‏ @senatorderp Jun 29
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        pic.twitter.com/mmLsyhtjoi

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      1. Voxelundead‏ @Undeadsalesman Jun 29
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        There's a lot of f-words out there Marco...be a little more fuckin' specific.

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      1. Corey Hume‏ @Cubbytron Jun 29
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        This guy would NOT survive in Australia 😂😂😂. Poor, poor sensitive little snowflake

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      1. karl with a k‏ @kwfitzbairmel Jun 29
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        You meant "This guy does not F***", right?

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      1. Mari Luna‏ @MariLun01172217 Jun 30
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        The “Death of Civility.”

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      1. David Mundy‏ @dchmundy Jun 30
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        Good Anglo Saxon language. Earthy and real.

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      1. Heidi Williams‏ @darkroutes Jun 29
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        Lights off, fully clothed, under the covers. That's what I'm betting. Probably doesn't even break a sweat. '60 Second Man.'

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      1. Christina‏ @duffygirl8 Jun 29
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        Ew

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      1. Mary Hoover‏ @maryh670_mary Jun 29
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        Don’t you have anything else to worry about

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      1. al b‏ @albnomaam Jun 29
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        Definitely #spermpressure

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      1. GatorChez‏ @GatorChez Jun 29
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        George Carlin was ahead of his time

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      1. Edyth Monica‏ @diablonutz Jun 29
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        I can always count on you for a good laugh 😂

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      1. Dennis Herren Jr.‏ @dennis_herren Jun 29
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        Funny or Die has been hijacked by ‘Leftist or Die” operatives!

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      1. Little Kat‏ @awkwardwit Jun 29
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        I'm so confused. What's this guy got against flan?

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      1. DESTINATION SHOW‏ @Destination5how Jun 29
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        I think he likes to sound edgy when clearly his milk toast is showing.

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      1. leenich‏ @Leenich Jun 29
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        Or give a fuck either

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