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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Jun 28

    Funny Or Die Retweeted Mashable

    Finally a reason to learn how to readhttps://twitter.com/mashable/status/1012071313442246659 …

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    Pornhub is introducing closed captioning for their porn https://trib.al/RWtwShX  pic.twitter.com/kqwmDMstOy
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      1. SCOTT DEYAGER‏ @ScottDeYager Jun 28
        Replying to @funnyordie

        I hope they use Garrett Morris.pic.twitter.com/Mb33OJOK1s

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      1. Eric 🇨🇺‏ @Cuban_Chameleon Jun 28
        Replying to @funnyordie

        This is awesome, now I can read when they are moaning. Since I usually have to watch my porn on mute, as to not wake up the wife when I’m watching

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      1. Nik Vathakos‏ @vathakos Jun 28
        Replying to @funnyordie

        That's a lot of vowels! Aaaaa! Ooooooh! Eeeee! Squirt💦

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      1. Strazz‏ @MikeStrazz Jun 28
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Deaf, hard of hearing, or need to have that shit on mute!! 😂😂

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      1. Aurum Jonathan Fellow‏ @OMG_itsJOHN Jun 29
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        good guy pornhub

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      1. Hishou‏ @Hishou Jun 29
        Replying to @funnyordie

        And for Trump to learn how to spell.

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      1. /DrEw__HiTe\‏ @HiteDhite Jun 28
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        @kayleysorensen

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      1. I Am Munky‏ @i_am_munky Jun 28
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Who watches porn just to read the articles?

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      1. Chad Hancock‏ @Evilnumber5Chad Jun 28
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Lmao! Finally I can read her "Moans" & "Gargles" haha! Hahaha, errr... I'm a bad person.

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      1. Edis Barrios‏ @insanebarrios Jun 28
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        Finallyyy breh I’m in need of this for the nights that my momma walk in the room for a little sound

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      1. MJM‏ @sfmjm Jun 28
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        Because of course they’re watching porn for the dialogue.

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      1. Noah Bartos‏ @boah_nartos Jun 28
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        sorry jared

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      1. Piyush Patel‏ @PiyushP Jun 28
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        always wanted to know the plot points of some russian films!!! stoked...

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      1. Michelle‏ @MidtermsPlease Jun 28
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        This will be tough for those high school boys who are told to get at least 20 mins of reading done per night, only to now get consistently about 3.

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      1. The Guru Pitka‏ @NAndreuk31 Jun 28
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        It’s fundamental! The more u know 🌈 !

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      1. Hispanic! At The Disco‏ @DayOff4Superman Jun 28
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        ::balls slapping::

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      1. R. Kevin Mortis‏ @Malvolio421 Jun 28
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      1. Hispanic! At The Disco‏ @DayOff4Superman Jun 28
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        ::sound of a boot stomping mud::

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      1. Jasonp‏ @Jasonpolite Jun 28
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        Moans (In Spanish).

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