"TRUMP'S NEW SPACE FORCE TO WHITEWASH PLANET EARTH"
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Stop with your fake news. It's going to be orange so Trump can blend in.
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It also increases the chance of your mom coming home with groceries while your halfway through the shower.
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Who answers the phone?
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Like in or out of the shower, you better just send a text. Or a leave a voicemail I will never check.
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It also increases the chance of your stinky ass getting clean
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Amazing. It also increases the chance of masturbation by exactly that amount.
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Shower, meeting, class, courtroom, trying to be quite/hiding... dang thing rings when you least expect it.
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Jerking off in the bathtub is only a good idea until you nut
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Jumping in and out of the shower hoping it will ring makes you 100% a jackass.
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yeah ... how true !!!
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That is why you should just take it in with you. The older models are water proof now with all those new updates! =-P...
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Das crazy
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