Yes I "shit" my "pants"
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"Lasers"
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Draper's really going all out to get Lex Luthor as a client.
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New! Tin foil hat blends seamlessly with skin. Stay protected from government intrusion without standing out in the crowd.
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Jon Hamm as Dr. Evil as Agent 47
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I don’t have “hair”
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Nutsack
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Stop looking at my small hands and find my wig
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As Molly Shannon once said “Superstar”
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Loo-hoo-ser-her
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"When Krypton sends its aliens, they’re not sending their best. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, like Brainiac I assume, are good people."
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"LIIIIIIIIIIVER KICK"
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I love the new rebrand of Mr. Clean
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Sure, it's "legal"
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So now “ihob” sells “burgers”...
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Okuurrt
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