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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Jun 13

    Funny Or Die Retweeted Ivanka Trump

    "I moved on her like a bitch" 45th US President Proverbhttps://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/1006160823360872448 …

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    Ivanka TrumpVerified account @IvankaTrump
    “Those who say it can not be done, should not interrupt those doing it.” -Chinese Proverb
    1:11 PM - 13 Jun 2018
    • 303 Retweets
    • 1,622 Likes
    • Kellibrook Lily Martin Phyllis Diruso Lai Calhoun Abigail Davis Lorita Vanicik Shelba Loiurm Earleen Coonliy Fermina Madia
    16 replies 303 retweets 1,622 likes
      1. Kevin Lemanowicz‏Verified account @KevinBoston25 Jun 13
        Replying to @funnyordie

        I had the SAME cookie as Ivanka!

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      2. 44‏ @canuckinsanity Jun 13
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Confucius has nothing on Confused Doofuspic.twitter.com/Kl7IsZ1z3T

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Eric Winer‏ @TheWeeklyWiner Jun 13
        Replying to @funnyordie

        “... de chicks, can’t hold de smoke.” - Anthony Michael Hall’s character from John Hughes’ ‘Breakfast Club.’

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      1. Lu Sterk‏ @lmsterk Jun 13
        Replying to @funnyordie

        This is not an ancient Chinese proverb. It is an Amelia Earhart quote.

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      1. droll‏ @droll3 Jun 13
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        This is not a Chinese proverb.https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ivanka-trump-chinese-proverb-trump-kim-jong-un-tweet-summit-a8396116.html …

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      2. Jacqueline Bowler‏ @jacquelinebowle Jun 13
        Replying to @funnyordie

        "Anybody that takes over a situation like he did at 26 years of age and is able to run it and run it tough" Trump on Kim Jung Un

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      1. socorro garcia‏ @socorro2460 Jun 14
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Well. Ivanka if what is being done is illegal or rude.crude, we should interrupt. .Compassionate proverb.

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      1. shayne genevieve‏ @rnbwdvrs Jun 13
        Replying to @funnyordie

        If she wasn’t my daughter, I’d do her... icky

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      1. jkutasz‏ @jkutasz Jun 13
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        "I moved on her and I failed. I'll admit it. I did try and fuck her. She was married"

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      1. swervinkervin‏ @dudeguyThebro Jun 13
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        Funny

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      1. Melissa Schickel‏ @mattisemangrl Jun 13
        Replying to @funnyordie

        And "Grab 'em by the p#$$y" has sadly replaced "Just grab 'em in the biscuit."

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      1. Shannon Barrios‏ @Cahoon476943 Jun 13
        Replying to @funnyordie

        I will reread this tonite as I smoke a Cigar, Presidentially Unsoaked of course...lol MAGA

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      1. Meri Howard‏ @CleoSFCal Jun 13
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Yes!

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      1. Ghost618‏ @PlayStation102 Jun 13
        Replying to @funnyordie

        😂😂😂😂 45 ain't by shit!!!

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      1. StopYourself‏ @sonofrpc Jun 13
        Replying to @funnyordie

        LOL. This is so dumb. If every male were miked, almost none would have jobs/respect based off the shit they say.

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