Teacher Mom

@funnymomlife

Boymom, high school English teacher, feminist, liberal in a conservative community. I have no Pinterest-fails because that would require effort.

Michigan, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2017.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    23. stu 2019.

    “Can I have some privacy?” I say to 3 while I’m on the toilet. 2: “Okay, Mama.” 2 walks in, closes door, turns lock. 2: “Okay, no one will come in now!”

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    2. velj

    Idk where trump found that black woman but she can’t come to the cookout. Lmao

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    I’m hoping if this gets 1,000 RTs that might say “yes.” 🍎

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  4. 2. velj

    So, I don’t follow football, but I guess I’ll root for the team with the lesbian coach and the not-racist mascot. 🤷‍♀️

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  5. 2. velj

    Got to see Hubs for visiting hours. He’s in good spirits and can’t wait to get home.

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  6. 2. velj

    Lady, I just bought , I’m the poster child for not wanting a plastic bag with that.

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    1. velj

    I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s Friday night and it’s okay to just get in bed and go to sleep.

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  8. 1. velj

    9 was SHOCKED to learn pro football was a) different from college and that b) players make millions.

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  9. 31. sij

    Yesterday was one of most stressful days of our married life, deciding what direction to take in the ER w/his deepening depression. Talked to Hubs today. He is in inpatient and doing well. Away from stressors, getting treatment. ❤️

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  10. 29. sij

    Twitter Fam, I am struggling right now. Hubs is being taken to an inpatient facility for a few days for his depression/suicidal thoughts. It’s just me and my kiddos and I could use a little encouragement. 💔

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  11. 29. sij

    Tomorrow’s “Meme Day” during spirit week, so I’ve got a Snuggie and construction paper ears…

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  12. 28. sij

    Had a 17 year old boy in tears today because he's poured thousands of dollars into his grandmother's cancer treatment - insurance won't cover it and it still isn't enough. WTF, America???

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  13. 28. sij

    Of all the weird trends, my students have taken to keeping little stuffed animals on their heads and I don’t understand kids these days.

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    27. sij

    Steve Doocy's shifting perspective on Trump and Ukraine

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  15. 27. sij

    Home w/9 because he can't poop and is in tears. On the plus side, he finally understands why he needs to eat his veggies.

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  16. 27. sij

    On hold w/my doctor's office and I'm starting to think this lady's lying when she says my call is important to them.

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    a gentle reminder for ways other than using my name re 1998. let’s not frame it by the woman + youngest, least powerful person involved: The Starr Investigation The 1998 Impeachment The Scandal of 1998 The Clinton Impeachment That Crazy, Fucked Up 1998

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  18. 26. sij

    3 walks out in my high heels: 3: "These are Grandma's!" Me: "No, they're mine." 3: "Grandma's!" Me: "No, mine." 3: "No, Grandma's!" Me: "Okay, fine. Grandma's." 3: "No. Yours!" Me: 🤦‍♀️

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  19. 24. sij

    "Oh, I have so much to do!" *completes a moderate task "I deserve a break!" *scrolls mindlessly for an hour "Oh, I have so much to do!"

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    22. sij

    47 years ago today, established the constitutional right to abortion. But right-wing ideologues are trying to turn back the clock. I've got a plan to protect our rights and ensure real access to birth control and abortion for all.

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  21. 22. sij

    How did I lose a pair of pants? Going crazy...

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