Just think how different our country would be if this fucking asshole had gotten laid a few times in high school.https://twitter.com/newyorker/status/919035144278855680 …
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So true. But then again, could you ever imagine fucking this dude? #nah
Not ever, not even with someone else's genitals. #hardestofpasses
I'll bet he's never been lovingly touched by another human.
My man looks like the Slayer song "Dead Skin Mask" took human form. Dude ain't right.
He's 31. How is that even possible? He looks like a necrophiliac.
Looks like the dude who spends way too much time at the playground, but doesn't have kids.
Dude looks the guy that gets mad suspicious when the cadaver dogs start poking around his flower bed. Dead hookers for days.
He's an unfuckable psychopath.
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