the only reason aliens would visit earth is for sex tourism.
Scurvy was such an incredibly common and painful way for sailors to die that it's obvious exploration, trade and colonization were not possible without the promise of hot foreign babes to plunder.
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the prospect of hot earthling sex is probably the only thing that could entice any organism to risk the physical toll of interstellar travel.
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so iow, the ufo’s are u/acc? f
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