I apologize to everyone who's had to work on a port of that game lol
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please share your most embarrassing game dev crimes. Mine: all the scripting in Gone Home is contained in 2 gigantic uScript graphs, bc I didn't know about interlinking many smaller graphs at the time. It's only 2 bc the first one started running too slow to navigate. Your turn.
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During the first 7dfps, I wrote a cool function for building levels, turning simple ascii maps into wolf3d-esque blockouts. The game’s performance was inexplicably terrible, and so I wasted half the jam figuring out why: I’d called BuildLevel() in Update(), not in Start().
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Spectacular
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Did you know that if there’s enough Z-fighting, it happens so fast you can’t see it anymore?
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on black and white 1 theres a memory leak we never found. so it detects if low on mem, saves, quits and restarts itself without explanation. passed overnight qa soak after that...
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a bug in Black & White made me cry-- my Panda was affected by a bug where if you completed a level with the shrinking curse on it, it would just keep shrinking forever :( I had to watch something I loved slowly shrink into nothing and there was nothing I could do about it :(((
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i suffered from that too! did you ever play after midnight and hear ghostly voices whispering ‘steeeeeve... steeeeve.... ‘? most hilariously evil easter egg ever. we localised the voice actors reading top 20 names in each lang and scraped your pc for your name....
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I absolutely did lmfao. In my freshman year of college apartment at 3am thinking I lost my mind lol
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There’s also that bug where I was scared shitless at 3AM in the morning when the game whispered my name too.
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‘bug’ :) sorry not sorry
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Didn't even have to be your name, just the creepy "Death" whisper. Obvious a lot of love went in to that game.
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There is only one file in the first game I ever coded: a single class encapsulating everything. UI draw calls, game logic, text parsing, etc. 1000s of lines. Bonus: I had no idea what "static" meant, nor how to pass non-static objects. So I made everything static. Everything.
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I'm not technical enough to understand this, but I understand enough to know it sounds Bad
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I find it fascinating so many game developers can get away with knowing so little about programming these days
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Things I know about programming: 1. It's how you make computers do things 2.
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Good enough
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3. It makes devs swear a lot
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