jesse

It's cool how if you scratch the surface of anything in modern America, you find a little nest of well-connected con-men and failsons who are somehow simultaneously fucking it up, losing money, and raking in huge profits.

cishets b like “he uses they/them pronouns”

I lowkey have a fear of attachment. Not due to past relationships, but the act of being emotionally invested and knowing that someone can change how they feel at any moment

trying to twerk with no ass is so funny cause the energy & persona really be there ... just not the ass

stealing from Walmarthttps://twitter.com/loveiyjess/status/1222629778269724672 …

capitalism will have u feeling like you’re messing up by spending $20 a week on food

i hate it when a woman gets a scar and the story acts like she 'used to be beautiful' please she's even sexier with the scar, coward

dnd characters let you live out your wildest fantasies such as: magic, adventuring, having a tail, being tall

Growing up very sheltered, it took me a long time to realize that when people said "gangbangers," they were not referring to people who participate in gang bangs

whats this i keep hearing about "afab" and "amab"?? firefighters and mailmen are NOT all bastard, they provide a needed public service, unlike cops,

FLIRTING is cheating, linking up and HIDING it from your partner is cheating, MESSAGING other mfs BEHIND your partners back is also cheating. Once you start hiding, deleting, or putting shit on DND it’s still CHEATING !!! It don’t have to be physical. Don’t get it twisted yall.

being 24 and a senior executive in my office makes people mad but what makes them furious is being a 24 year old senior executive in space buns

college aged men who identify as centrists are actually just republicans who still wanna have sex with feminists

no take on twitter will ever surpass the literal academic journal article that said drones were queering warfare

People online be like “You don’t know where I’m from OR what I’ve been thru!” Where they from: 203 Pent Lane, Concord NH -2nd richest city in the district -Crime rate of .0031% -Most Whole Foods per capita in the USA What they been thru: -Khan Academy 5 star SAT Prep Course

People say "I love dogs b/c my cat would never pull me from a burning building," but my cat tries and fails every day to save me from the shower. What is he going to do? He weighs 8 pounds.

To all women with a big titties: Good morning queens. Go out there today and have an amazing day To all the others: Go back to bed dude