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  1. Retweeted
    Dec 10

    If you’re still a republican you can eat a bag of dicks.

    986 replies 850 retweets 12,399 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    Dec 10

    only a few more minutes till the big announcement!

    36 replies 360 retweets 2,940 likes
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  3. Retweeted
    Dec 5

    We are about to see masks on top of masks 😷🪱

    Well, this is a bit awkward. COVID-19 may cause long-term erectile dysfunction in men. Yet another reason to heed public health advice as the coronavirus continues to spread.
    6 replies 31 retweets 137 likes
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  4. Dec 5

    Same.

    I am currently 17 hrs 30 mins 07 secs of light-travel time from Earth (2020:341:000000:2L)
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    Dec 5

    . ⁦⁩ put a mask on when she boarded Marine One. But she didn’t wear one walking to get on, you know, when press cameras and crews were shooting footage.

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  6. Retweeted
    Dec 5

    A purring Raven 😍

    9 replies 14 retweets 89 likes
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  7. Retweeted
    Dec 4

    No.

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    Former congresswoman Michele Bachmann has a personal request for God: "Lord, would you allow Donald Trump to have a second term as president of the United States."
    6,438 replies 16,676 retweets 185,468 likes
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  8. Dec 4

    "My dog's got no nose." - "How does he smell?"🤔 "He can't he's got Coronavirus."

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    Dec 3

    iPads stockpiled for ICU end of life goodbyes... was not something Steve Jobs foresaw. (HT to )

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    Dec 1

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    Dec 2

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  12. Retweeted
    Dec 2

    Our tech team was hard at work today. We are back online and all systems are nominal. If you haven’t had the ability to read the article that all the hype is about, check it out now!

    7 replies 22 retweets 158 likes
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  13. Dec 1

    Why isn't 'Gaylord' trending?

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  14. Dec 1

    Listen to what this man says at the beginning?!!!!! 😲😲 😲

    9:25
    Jesse Morgan—a truck driver (subcontractor) with USPS in PENNSYLVANIA...
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  15. Dec 1

    Why do they hate robots so much?!

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  16. Dec 1

    HAHAHAHAH!!!

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    Lawsuits. Debts. Bankruptcies. They're all coming for you, Donald.
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  17. Retweeted
    Nov 30

    I’ve been with my wife for 10 years & I always keep her picture in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties in life I take out my wallet and stare at her picture. And it comforts me knowing that if I can survive being in a relationship with this psychopath I can survive anything

    48 replies 96 retweets 1,532 likes
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  18. Nov 30

    I have to at least take the bins out!

    The president has no public events scheduled tomorrow.
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  19. Nov 28

    Took my nasal decongestant on a flight to Iceland and my suitcase got damaged. Reykjavíc? Yes it all spilt out in my wash bag.

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