Fucktard Programmer’s Tweets
Today's adrian bug: When subtracting a second, make sure your code is "tv_sec--;", not "tv_usec--". This is a public service announcement.
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I'll never retire, I'll just move up the ladder and pretend to know what I'm talking about, just need to be very assertive #fuckcode
I've been #programming in the industry for 15 years... and some #opensource kid is trying to tell me my code sucks now. What bs #fuckcode
I wipe my ass with #CodingStyle #software guidelines everyday. Who needs that!? Freaking nazis... #gosh #fuckcode
Another #hardware issue... I'm going to simply disguise this #software #workaround as a new enhancement and never document this #brilliant!
Lawsuit filed in Ohio following installation of software into voting machines allowing “back door” vote manipulation. |
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NASA lost a $ 125 million orbiter because one team was not using the metric system ! #fail ... goo.gl/fb/G8tJ9
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I'm guessing I'm not supposed to write my entire program in the interrupt handler, eh? I should probably break this stinker up a bit.
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I think I'm going to vomit and then commit that code. Then I'm going to celebrate and get a bonus #fuckcode




