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Fucktard Programmer

@fuckcode

Joined November 2012

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If you have ideas for me to tweet please use #fuckcode tag, I'll find and retweet

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I'm teaching my cat to write software... then I hope to get it to apply at

for a senior software engineer position #fuckcode

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Oh the new binary code obfuscation #software just arrived, I think this means we'll be in business for 1 more year ! #fuckcode

Fucktard Programmer Retweeted

Today's adrian bug: When subtracting a second, make sure your code is "tv_sec--;", not "tv_usec--". This is a public service announcement.

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I'll never retire, I'll just move up the ladder and pretend to know what I'm talking about, just need to be very assertive #fuckcode

Fucktard Programmer

I've been #programming in the industry for 15 years... and some #opensource kid is trying to tell me my code sucks now. What bs #fuckcode

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I wipe my ass with #CodingStyle #software guidelines everyday. Who needs that!? Freaking nazis... #gosh #fuckcode

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Another #hardware issue... I'm going to simply disguise this #software #workaround as a new enhancement and never document this #brilliant!

Fucktard Programmer

Spaghetti code is so much more clean and efficient than recursive code #software #recursion

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No one understands my #software at work, its a horrible mess on purpose though: Job security! #awesome Yay me

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ℝ𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕁. 𝕎𝕠𝕠𝕕

Lawsuit filed in Ohio following installation of software into voting machines allowing “back door” vote manipulation. |

Why Is the GOP Changing Voting Machine Software Right Before the Election?

Just last month, Ohio's Republican Secretary of State okayed the installation of software updates to electronic voting machines. Nobody is entirely sure what the patches do. But they're located in...

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NASA lost a $ 125 million orbiter because one team was not using the metric system ! #fail ... goo.gl/fb/G8tJ9

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chris_gammell@chaos.social

I'm guessing I'm not supposed to write my entire program in the interrupt handler, eh? I should probably break this stinker up a bit.

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#Nyquil is now officially sponsoring my development!

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I think I'm going to vomit and then commit that code. Then I'm going to celebrate and get a bonus #fuckcode