JP Viljoen

@froztbyte

Captain Uptime. Music lover. Keyboard jockie. Part-time gentleman of leisure. Beardwielder extraordinaire. Incompatible with most people.

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blog.froztbyte.net
Joined October 2008
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  1. 4 hours ago

    ARGGH

  2. retweeted
    Feb 22

    RT if you remember connecting to the Internet like this

    2:05 PM - 22 Feb 2015 · Details
    238 retweets 92 favorites
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    Aug 19

    All these online dating companies promising you'll find your spouse on their site, only Ashley Madison is really delivering

    1,565 retweets 1,301 favorites
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    Aug 16

    A lynch mob is when a mob of people string u up a tree & hang u until you're dead. What you're experiencing is criticism. It's different.

    571 retweets 933 favorites
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    Aug 13

    Thanks for the nice drawing, .. Can we use it in our presentation? Shame it got a bit rain-damaged :( /wh

    8:58 AM - 13 Aug 2015 · Details
    37 retweets 43 favorites
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    Aug 11

    it's-all-your-fault tolerance

    203 retweets 190 favorites
  7. retweeted
    Aug 11

    nothing in the license agreement prevents you from posting stupid shit to the internet

    293 retweets 277 favorites
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    Aug 11

    Oracle has told people to stop using to test their AppSec. They already got AppSec covered ()

    3:57 AM - 11 Aug 2015 · Details
    701 retweets 390 favorites
  9. Aug 10

    So this is what happens when you (and it was more actually. About 28k)

    11:02 AM - 10 Aug 2015 · Details
    1 favorite
  10. Aug 8

    Hi ho, hi ho, here we go

    4 favorites
  11. retweeted
    Aug 7

    “Take this, for example” —burglar school

    22 retweets 25 favorites
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    Aug 4

    Retries: magic way to turn errors into slow operations Timeouts: magic way to turn slow operations into errors

    377 retweets 216 favorites
  13. Aug 3

    *tips the internet carguard*

    2 favorites
  14. Aug 3

    (to note, I don’t have a problem giving some money, but goddamn, 50% of my screen? I guess at least an impression was made.)

  15. Aug 3

    Holy fuck 50% of my screen is Jimmy Wales begging. 50%. Literally. What the FUCK.

    1 favorite
  16. Aug 3

    *try to mail support.com* “Message rejected by Google Groups” … yeaaaah

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    Jul 27

    Uninstall Flash Change your Facebook to private Hit the gym

    236 retweets 395 favorites
  18. retweeted
    Jul 27

    not even two dockers could contain the shittiness of this application

    409 retweets 412 favorites
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    Jul 24

    i got lost on the way to europython ok

    Breaking News: A police officer in Netherlands found a baby owl roaming on the streets today.
    5 retweets 8 favorites
  20. Jul 25

    Those low tech 1900 tyres

    3:52 AM - 25 Jul 2015 · Details

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