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@frilly_frocks

A witch with a capital B

unseen university—ankh morpork
Joined November 2008

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    Feb 20

    Called a client about a time change today and he said "hold on, let me consult with management" and went and asked his wife 😭💕

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    Jul 31

    A friend just sent me a YouTube series about a man who tried to walk across Wales in a perfectly straight line and it is brilliant if you like watching a bloke getting repeatedly destroyed by hedgerows.

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    Aug 1

    It’s cat picking season

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    I truly believe water can solve all of our problems. Weight loss? Drink water. Clear skin? Drink water. Tired of someone? Drown them.

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    Jul 25

    I really wanna work on more renders for gaming consoles, gotta finish at least the popular ones I've finished the gameboy, GBA, PS1, PS2

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    My new mousemoth plush is here, so now it's time for another 🌸Giveaway🌸!! The winner will receive: 1 mousemoth series 3 plush! Retweet and Like to enter- Open worldwide, ends August 2nd 2019! 🌸Mousemoth plush available for adoption at 🌸

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    [My funeral] Boss: *Solemnly placing his hand on my casket and sobbing* how could you do this to me we are so understaffed today

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  8. Jul 23

    I had half a week off on leave and the biggest piece of news I got when I got back this morning was one of my team learned how to rotate photos on her phone. I leave for 3 goddamn days and I've been replaced as resident tech whiz.

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    “i don’t think i’ll have kids” -plain -invites arguments “this bloodline dies with me” -assertive -metal as hell -implies you’re taking on a great and noble burden which allows no arguments

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    Jul 21

    They’ve opened a picnic area at Manchester Piccadilly and naturally they’ve called it...

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    Jul 15

    1st date: Virgo: I have 12 savings accounts Scorpio: Yeah I’ve definitely slept with all 12 signs

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    Jul 5

    ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠   💔💔💔 💔 💔 💔 👇 💔💔 👇   💔 💔   💔  💔   👢 👢 howdy. i'm the sheriff of broken heart

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    the perfect video doesn’t exi-

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    Jun 28

    my personality type is saying "thank you" after I ask my Google assistant to do something

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    Jun 26

    I said meow And now I am poorly drawn

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    He's a professional. 💻 I'll take it.

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    Jun 25

    And done! An absolute mood.

    Cross stitch on white aida cloth reading “i refuse to die until things are better and that is a THREAT” with a purple crystal next to the text and a dark purple border around both the text and the crystal
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    me chasing stray cats to pet them

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    Jun 11
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    : New Horizons - Official Nintendo Switch Trailer! 🗓️ 20/03/2020

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