I replaced the narrator in The Wonder Years with 80's horror synth
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I have an idea for an app you get 140 characters and you type messages and people follow you and the people that follow you see those messages in a feed and you could follow people too and you’ll see their messages in your feed. And people make jokes about Alf.
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I think there was some other stuff in between.
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Before he was a Tulsa King, Sly Stallone was sleeping in a bus shelter. trib.al/G8Al7Uu
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For the love of God, pundits: Long voting lines aren’t enthusiasm. They’re suppression.
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1. We’ve eliminated measles from the world!
2. We’ve invented a word wide web where everyone can share information with each other!
3. Let’s bring back measles!
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Get your trick-or-treat on. Cursed Friends is on tonight at 11/10c.
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The thing I admire most about superheroes is its acceptable for them to leave whenever.
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Shows that take place in the future need to have more elderly people with tattoo sleeves.
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“In All Caps” would
a) be a good name for a hat store
b) be a good name for a hat store where everyone is raising their voice
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Have you ever spilled something or barfed on a celeb? I tripped and spilled a whiskey/ginger ale on Kurt Loder when I was 19. And my brother, as a young child, once barfed on Ed Asner. cc
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Yesterday I was watching Taxi and DeVito said to Danza: "Sometimes I wish you were smarter, so you could understand how dumb you are."
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A legend not just in Dodger history, but baseball history. Called some of the greatest Mets moments like this one. May he Rest In Peace.
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Please help my funny funny friend kick cancer’s ass. Donate please. 💜💛
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Look closely at the "smudges" -- the stretched out swaths seen here as pink-ish streaks. Those are some of the most distant galaxies, with their light stretched and distorted by the gravity of the cluster of galaxies in the foreground, in what we call gravitational lensing. #JWST
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This is our dog POPCORN… she was lost July 4 late in Highland Park Area… a square of Toland Baltimore El Paso and Ave 50 is possibly where she is..
Please if you have any info call that number!
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Ja Morant tipped his server $500 💵❤️
Her reaction when she found out he was Ja Morant was too wholesome
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It's launch day for 's book, #InvisibleStorm. All royalties go toward combatting veteran suicide & homelessness at . An important memoir about PTSD and politics told through Jason's story. invisiblestormbook.com
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So child support will start at conception right? Social security numbers will be assigned? Women can claim fetuses as dependents on their taxes?
Right?
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the only country on the planet where we're forced to act like school shootings are natural disasters
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I asked Sen. Linsey Graham if he can assure the American people that this time something will get done
“I can’t assure the American people there's any law we can pass that would have stopped this shooting,” he said.
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I’m heartsick to report that the great, inimitable Roger Angell has died. There was no better writer, no kinder man, no more worthy hero.
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"well im a fascist now, and its your fault." - every billionaire after getting roasted online
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A Blue Jays fan caught a Aaron Judge HR and proceeded to give the ball to a kid who’s a Judge fan in his section. Kid became so overwhelmed, he gave the stranger a hug ❤️
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I believe when the history of this era is told, the current threat to democracy will be linked to the rise in social media.
It's too easy for conspiracy theories to take root and for the truth to get lost in the flood of information.
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