Francis Escuadro

In hindsight, that was an inadvisable amount of whiskey.

Three and a half hours in the dentist chair and the same five piano covers on repeat the entire time. I need a drink.

Few things make me feel more in-the-know like using the De Longpre exit to the Arclight Hollywood parking structure on an opening night.

When no websites will load for a minute I start to wonder if the communication disruptions at the beginning of Independence Day have begun.

Hm. Power outage at the stroke of midnight. Dramatic.

Without a doubt @aliciakeys is the best Insta stories follow ever.

President-elect claims millions of people voted illegally. Sounds like grounds for a complete audit to me.

And the universe decides to kick me when I’m down. Out goes my serpentine belt. Parked near an auto repair shop and about to sleep in my car

The arc of the moral universe is long.

We face the future bloodied and disappointed, but remember we will fight for the recognition of the basic humanity of everyone.

The world is full of good, strong, passionate, compassionate people and I am blessed to have so many in my life.

The Kelly Clarkson “It’s Quiet Uptown” is okay, which is fine ‘cuz the original destroys me every time and who needs that on a Thurs night?

Okay, cool. 2016 got to baseball. I was wondering if they were going to pass under the radar.

Is there a chance that come November 9th Trump will remove his mask and reveal that this concludes his, Andy Kaufman’s, greatest prank ever?

Watching The Flash is like if Groundhog Day made us watch every single loop before Bill Murray decided to be observant.

I’m still ~20% convinced that The Accountant is a comedy with the greatest long-con marketing campaign in recent memory.