Freddie deBoer

When they burn out, they don't go full Republican. They just devote the energy once spent on shouty tweeting to, like, airplane modeling.

people on Twitter get into intersectionality the same way they tried to cultivate a reputation for always smoking cloves freshman year

when goofy people online who are from the middle of nowhere get "politically aware" they immediately start talking like Dolemite

is potential energy real

let bro be finale of seem

Hard to think of a more self-defeating behavior than affected indifference on social media. If you care enough to tweet "eyeroll," you care.

cool kids sit in the back

Trade: GOP's notion that the people should have a voice in Scalia's successor in exchange for every war being put up to a public referendum.

Same with Edith Zimmerman's Chris Evans as a model of a profile. You can't give students the same old gun control essays and expect much.

I admire the Moody Blues for just making the sound they were going for the name of the band.

@freddiedeboer @pucladean He needs population for his research:”The effect of starvation on grad students in a midwestern public university”

If you're enjoying this Kobe hagiograph, I encourage you to look up the transcripts of his interviews with the police after his rape arrest.

Federal individual poverty threshold: $11,700. Purdue English grad student .50 stipend: $13,802 before taxes & fees. Good work, @PUCLADean.