Ben

@franzferdinand2

The R.R. in George R.R. Martin stands for Ruff Ryder. Same as J.R.R. Tolkien, weirdly enough. he/him

Joined July 2008
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  1. 2 hours ago

    Apparently I'm going to watch every 1995 Direct-to-Video Demolition Man knock-off that Amazon Prime has.

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  2. 3 hours ago

    Don "The Dragon" Wilson has to stop virtual reality program Dante from unleashing all the bad guys from virtual reality.

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  3. 3 hours ago

    I should say, whatever you're thinking of, I'm definitely thinking of a step or two lower. This tweet was brought to you by my watching VIRTUAL COMBAT (1995).

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  4. 4 hours ago

    Is there still a market for really cheap direct-to-video action movies? If not, where are all the people who are decently okay at martial arts going? Do they just release stuff on YouTube?

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  5. 6 hours ago

    RELEASE THE BOMBADIL CUT

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  6. 8 hours ago

    Gonna get someone to airbrush a Frazetta pastiche directly on the walls.

    You’re elected president. What portraits are you hanging in the Oval Office?
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    12 hours ago

    Never thought I'd have to write THAT twice in my life.

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    12 hours ago

    My sincerest apologies to the science ministers of Chile.

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    12 hours ago

    When they definitely tagged the wrong Karla.

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  10. 8 hours ago

    This would obviously be in a non-COVID year, I don't want Ed Asner getting any COVID.

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  11. 8 hours ago

    If I choose Ed Asner, does that mean Ed Asner has to stand out there while I hold my hand on his head?

    You can technically be sworn into the presidency on anything. Doesn't have to be a Bible. What would you be sworn in on?
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    29 Jan 2019

    JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh

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  13. 16 hours ago

    Shout out to our family friend Gladys who hated Trump and died January 19 2016 aged 94 and never had to live a day under his presidency.

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    18 hours ago

    Where's John Landis when you need him

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    Trump leaves the White House
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  15. Jan 20

    Operation “Go to Bed Before 3 AM You Fucking Idiot You Fucking Stupid Piece of Shit You Have to Be Up In 4 Hours to Deal With an Infant You Dipshit” could be going better.

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  16. Jan 19

    Seeing multiple oblique references to busty hornets means it's time to log the hell off for the night.

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    Jan 19

    In honor of the 31st anniversary of TREMORS MOVIE I have made my 3x3" beautiful waterproof Tremor stickers available in my store, LIMITED SUPPLY

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    Jan 19

    *bursts into room* ANDRE 3000 AS WILLY WONKA! *abruptly leaves room*

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    Jan 19

    Not interested in seeing the name or face anymore outside of a legal context with words like "trial" "guilty" "sentenced to Hell Jail" in it

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  20. Jan 19

    Just finished up my reread if Drowning Girl, and dang if it doesn’t give me the same vibes as some of ’s stuff.

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