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Stan Schroeder
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Senior Editor at mashable.com. Writing about the next groundbreaking thing. Views and opinions are my own.
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Nothing , Forever on Twitch is the first AI-generated hit show. Prediction: We'll have one that's twice as good within a week. We'll have hundreds of them within 3 months. Within a year, these AI-generated shows will look very close to what a top animated movie looks like now.
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It feels like it's only a matter of time until "would of" becomes so much more frequently used than "would have" that linguists simply give up and accept "would of" as the correct form. BTW, typing "would of" physically hurts. Ouch.
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He who tries to normalize being a douchebag should look to it that he himself does not become a douchebag. And if you gaze long into douchebaggery, the douchebaggery also gazes into you.
Twitter is the ultimate amplifier, especially if you own it. But sometimes it's better if your every thought isn't amplified and broadcasted globally.
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So wait, the blue check was rendered pointless and superseded by the grey check but the grey check was then removed because Musk said it was no good, but now the grey check is being brought back again? #thisisfine
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So wait, the official blue checkmark which used to prove someone's identity no longer proves identity. The other checkmark was then introduced to prove identity. But now that checkmark has been removed. Nothing makes sense anymore. I don't know what is real. Everything is a lie.
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So wait, the official blue checkmark which used to prove someone's identity no longer proves identity. The other checkmark was then introduced to prove identity. But now that checkmark has been removed. Nothing makes sense anymore. I don't know what is real. Everything is a lie.
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Were Twitter's financials really so bad to warrant mass layoffs? Revenue was growing YoY except for last Q when the company was already fighting Musk's bid. Users were growing, albeit slowly. Twitter seemed stable. Remember when Musk said: This takeover is not about money.
Recap: Google Meet (originally Hangouts Meet) is one of two apps that replaced Hangouts (the other is Chat). It will replace Google Duo, but in name only. The original app (now called Meet Original) will be replaced by the new Meet (which is basically just Duo renamed to Meet).
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The year is 2195. Human civilization is long gone. Visiting aliens are trying to decipher the millions of clues these original Earth inhabitants left behind, in the form of gray and green squares, numbers, and one repeating word: Wordle.
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